No Ferns

Straight talk with no bullshit, no embellishment, no enhancement.

No jump shots. No ferns. No memes. Not this time. I'm going to give it to you straight: If you need health insurance for 2019, the deadline to get covered is December 15. Go to HealthCare.gov and pass this on - you just might save a life.

~Barack Obama, tweet, 10 DEC 2018

by Porch_Frog December 10, 2018

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Samuel Ferguson

A weird nonce who touches kids with his big hairy toe while licking his mothers tongue

Oh he’s a right Samuel Ferguson

by Lilillilli nany hand July 15, 2019

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Adam Ferguson

An Adam Ferguson is a looming mass that will demolish all in its path. If you dare utter their name, you will have mere seconds before being transported to his domain of trickery. Is the natural predator of a Gregor Cunningham.

"Oh fuck no, it's Adam Ferguson"

by BigEtienne December 10, 2019

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Air Fergus

They don't have a plane, they launch you in via cannon.

That guy is a part of Air Fergus, he's a demoman main in Team Fortress 2.

by tenyearsinthejointbloke September 20, 2020

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Turd Ferguson

A person who is a monster of extreme control, and also tries to prove that everybody is wrong.

Worse than a stinker, a fartknocker, or even worse than an asshole!

If you try to control EVERYTHING, you are considered a TURD FERGUSON!

by Tad(Terry) Winklemann January 2, 2021

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