feltching straw

the straw used to suck semen out of body cavities after sex.

david brought his own personalized feltching straw to the orgy,i bet that dude swallowed enuff semen to float a aircraft carrier.

by mtrim78 September 11, 2016

Felt Granny

An elderly hippy (Female). Often found wearing felt skirts/shawls with large wooden necklaces. Most commonly spotted in independent book stores, vegan cafes and campaigning against telephone masts. Can usually be identified when carrying a patchwork handbag and talking loudly about reusable mooncups and crystal healing techniques.

All i wanted was a coffee and this felt granny started telling me which runes helped her through menopause.

by OGsunshine May 29, 2018

Festy

My ex boyfriend fuck off tom

Tom is festy

by The ultimate roaster June 9, 2019

feltcliffe

a relationship between tom Felton (Draco) and daniel Radcliffe(harry)

person: I ship Drarry!
person 2:i ship feltcliffe more tho
person 3: its the same thing;-;

by luna#sub to gachaluna_pumpkins December 20, 2020

Fetty Wap

The act of ejaculating into someone’s eyeball so that they resemble the one-eyed rapper Fetty Wap.

Guy: “I took that girl home from the club and gave her that Fetty Wap”

by NaanClapper February 9, 2022

felthy

A girl that isn't hot but you want to fuck her when your horny.

A hybrid of Filthy(ugly) and Healthy(hot)

Person 1: "You see that girl over there, she's a felthy"
Person 2: "True, she's a classic felthy"

by Guy Horne March 31, 2022

Feety

Noun used to describe someone’s putrid stench often stemming from smelly socks.

Ur so feety you should clean yourself

by Mr.beast123 April 12, 2023