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Asian Fail

When an asian fails to recieve extra credit that does not exist on top of a perfect score. Anything less than above a 100%
Asian Child: Look Mom, I got a 100% on this test!
Asian Mom: Why is it only a 100%?
Asian Child: Well this was the highest possbile score I could earn.
Asian Mom: What about extra credit? WHY DIDN'T YOU ANSWER IT?
Asian Child: There was no extra credit!
Asian Mom: YOU SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN EXTRA CREDIT!

ASIAN FAIL.
by E.Z Asian April 30, 2010
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First-class fail

A first-class fail is a euphemistic term for failing a paper with the highest possible failure grade.

If you needed a C- to pass, for example, then receiving a D+ would count as a "first-class fail".
How did you go on your biology assignment?
I got a first-class fail
by K.C.J. May 3, 2010
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fail bait

1.) A person...(most likely a female) who is bound to get u into a fucked up situation

2.) A girl (under 21) who gets drunk and can't handle her alcohol
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Rudy:"So i heard u were chillen w/ SmAshely las night."

Foote:"yeh she fucken projectile vomited all over me cuz!"

Rudy:"Dude that chicks total fucken Fail Bait....what'd u think was gonna happen?"
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failatio

The act of giving a blowjob so poorly that the male is caused to masturbate himself to completion.
Guy #1: Dude that chick was smokin, did you fuck her?
Guy #2: Yeah, but only after she gave me failatio!
by jtf81 October 14, 2009
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