When a crane on a truck tips over, destroying something. Fail Cranes have the ability to be auto-uploaded to failblog without anyone taking any pictures.
John: DUDE! Check out that fail crane on route 80! Im uploading this pic to failblog.
Peter: Nawz dude its a fail crane. Its auto-uploaded. Shithead.
Peter: Nawz dude its a fail crane. Its auto-uploaded. Shithead.
by paulkk August 21, 2010
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Get the Fail-Thunder mug.Fail blocking is when you block someone not due to butthurt, but because they fail so badly they just aren't worth wasting your time on.
by Alveron May 4, 2011
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Fail Mail: When a user's email gets stuck in their Outbox and refuses to be sent, for any reason.
Fail Mail: When a user's email gets stuck in their Outbox and refuses to be sent, for any reason.
John found out why Julia had not received his invitation. There it was, stuck in his Outbox. His beautifully written, sweet, sincere invitation to the girl of his dreams had turned into fail mail.
by Airman Spiff July 14, 2012
Get the Fail Mail mug.A significantly less-healthy snack substitute for trail mix, first popularized among Seattle-area hipsters who like to hike but also prefer drinking coffee, getting stoned, and not being rained on. Most fail mix contains higher proportions of gummies, chocolate, candies, or caramel corn than would actually be beneficial for backpacking. Fail mix may occasionally lack nuts and granola all together.
Heather: "Hey hand me some of that fail mix, I've got the munchies!"
Rick: "Sorry, I already picked out most of the Swedish Fish. Were we actually gonna go hiking?"
Twig: "No it's raining... This fail mix is starting to taste like trail mix, put more gummy bears in it..."
Rick: "Sorry, I already picked out most of the Swedish Fish. Were we actually gonna go hiking?"
Twig: "No it's raining... This fail mix is starting to taste like trail mix, put more gummy bears in it..."
by TravelLogix April 12, 2020
Get the Fail Mix mug.When a story is presented as heartwarming but ends up illustrating a societal failure. An example of this would be a very elderly cashier getting an award for not missing a day of work in decades, while the US allows his employer to not give paid time off and does not pay a living wage.
Person 1: Did you see that a school got a donation to finally have heating?
Person 2: Considering we are the largest economy in the world, that’s some fail good story material there.
Person 2: Considering we are the largest economy in the world, that’s some fail good story material there.
by el cheapo grande September 25, 2020
Get the fail good story mug.Noun. There comes a time in every Korean's life, where the world begins to crumble. They reach the pinacle of mankind and gets praised as a god by the Korean news. However, their own greed and blindsided upbringing of "going big or go home" destroys their finances/emotional state and lands them in the biggest house, That we know as jail. The Fail Korean is the Korean impreative, except backwards, and Korean mothers are left wondering how "their parents must feel"instead of worrying about the Fail Korean
Have you ever heard of someone losing 20 billion in 2 days? He is a Fail Korean.
Do you have advice on how to crumble your crypto empire? He is a Fail Korean
Have you heard of your wife sucking on random guys dicks? I think Dr.K knows. He is a Fail Korean
Do you have advice on how to crumble your crypto empire? He is a Fail Korean
Have you heard of your wife sucking on random guys dicks? I think Dr.K knows. He is a Fail Korean
by Fportanova June 28, 2022
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