fail beans

Remark used when a person does something stupid. Possible combination of "fail" and "cool beans".

Jennifer reached over the table, knocking over the glass of water and spilling it everywhere.

Jennifer: "Oh, crap. Sorry guys."
Everyone else: "Fail beans."

by Slomo#1 September 2, 2009

Mando-fail

A failure in a maths exam or test. Or a failure involving any maths-related problem or scenario. Dervies from the word Maths, (M) Addition, (a) Numbers, (N), Division (D) and Obtuse, (O). Commonly used in the east-Midlands area of Britain, this word is growing in usage.

Teacher: What do you think of the fact that you got 25% on your Maths exam?

Boy: It's a Mando-fail.

by ChocoholicCatholic23 July 18, 2009

Ultimate Fail

When someone has failed beyond proportions that would otherwise be considered "Epic", they are stricken with the "Ultimate Fail!"

Guy to other person: Epic Fail.

Other Guy to person who failed: No, it's Ultimate Fail. It has to be.

by PsychoChainsawChipmunk July 15, 2009

Circadian fail

when your level of fail becomes just as natural as your bodily processes.

Guy #1: Dude, I swear that's the 5th time John accidentally hit on his sister while out clubbing.

Guy #2: I think John's a prime example of circadian fail.

by Seargant007™ August 30, 2010

Fail Asian

When one, of asian decent, goes against a single of multiple sterotype. Being a 'Fail Asian' can result in:
a) Getting below a 95% in any class
b) Not playing the violin, piano, flute
c) Eating food not of asian decent (chicken nuggets)
d) Failing at videogames at their first go
e) Not possessing the ability to use chopsticks

Asian 1: Wow look at Tommy eating those chicken nuggets!
Asian 2: Too make it worse, he not even using chopsticks!

Both: Fail Asian!

by SpellandGrammarChecker December 26, 2008

Fail Five

When two people attempt to high five each other and the result is pathetic. In extreme cases, the high five is missed completely. Generally results in the two participants looking like complete idiots.

"Dude, look at John and Bill, they totally messed that high five up."

"hahaha fail five"

"What a couple of retards."

by samislegend January 3, 2009

Senses Fail

An incredible band that people tend to insult or overlook due to the emo genre of their music. Sure, the lyrics are depressing and Buddy Nielson's vocals do tend to whine, but that doesn't make this band any less amazing. Their songs are filled with spiraling dual guitar riffs backed by solid bass lines and powerful drum beats that don't go unnoticed. Whether Buddy is singing a beautiful ballad, screaming his lungs out or just whining like a bitch, the end result is always terrific. With each new album, the band seems to progress in many ways. With Still Searching, the band ended their psychotic murderous phase, and with Life is not a Waiting Room they added a few sprinkles of optimism and offered some insightful words of wisdom, such as "the past can't be your passion." Who knows, maybe a happy album is in the works?

Senses Fail > You

by MrFlopz August 1, 2009