dungus fungus

When someone or something is angry and they need to chill out and play the bongos.
“Finleighs being such a dungus fungus”
by spongebobisalegend August 26, 2019
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thug fungus

another way of saying somebody is downbad, for example if someone is a fiend for the gooch, you go..
person: oh hell nah that mf got the thug fungus
by thugshaker420 June 08, 2022
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Fungus Balls

by LysaJo October 31, 2015
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Nit Fungus

Poker has a curious property where making a less profitable decision reduces the profits of everyone else. For example, a table full of nits that only limp premium hands and fold the rest - how do you make money there? Well, you can’t draw blood from a stone. And the counterstrategy is to raise an even tighter range, thereby becoming a nit yourself. It spreads like a fungus.
Excuse me, dealer: can you wipe the table? There’s some nit fungus growing here.
by Nitfungus May 18, 2023
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Fungus Fling

When a man rips off the fungus from his ballsacks and throws it at his wife and possibly his children
Honey, please don't pull a "Fungus Fling". The kids are around...

Thats the point honey
by Atlantic Masturbator March 22, 2019
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