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Fees on

Damn my homie Ray got some fees on (used as a caption on instagram)
by basicjjslang January 20, 2019
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Fee-b

Mom:Fee-b. Love you!
Son:thanks mom
by Unicorn186rocks April 10, 2019
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The "hello" fee

A repair person's initial fee upon visiting your home. Plumber, electrician, locksmith, pimp, what have you.
Electrician: Hello, thank you for calling! How may I help you today?
Hapless Parent: My son was being an idiot and played with the circuit breaker. Can you fix it?
Electrician: I understand, ma'am. I'll be right over.
Hapless Parent: Hold on, how much is the "hello" fee?
Electrician: $75 per visit.
Hapless Parent: Fuck, really?! Ugh... fine.
by duckboy416 October 29, 2017
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the fee state

The fee state : Is the State of California cuz every time the citizens of California turn around their is always a new fee for something.
The fee state: Hey man I'm thinking about buying a new set of tires for my car. Reply that's good but, remember you will be paying tax plus a recycling fee.
by jimbomcc June 6, 2017
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Passers Fee

When you load a blunt/joint/bowl/bong/and other form of smokage and hit it an extra time because you're the one who provided the smoke.
Person 1: Why do you always hit than an extra time?
Person 2: "Passers Fee" fool!
by ParisAscent May 10, 2016
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wave the fee

Can refer to several different scenarios:
1. Where a service-provider affably declines being paid by casually swishing his hand in a "never mind" or "no worries --- no charge" gesture.
2. Where a service-recipient arrogantly/contemptuously declines to pay for services rendered by flippantly swishing his hand in a "forget it" or "don't trouble me" gesture.

3. Where a service-requester attempts to entice/persuade someone to assist/accommodate him by eagerly/pleadingly swishing a wad of cash in said would-be provider's direction.
Lustful-minded male bank teller: I'm a hopeless craver of lady-flesh, so I don't need any attractive female customer to beg me to give her a break on a service-charge --- all she has to do is show me her boobs or let me squeeze her butt, and I'll so totally "wave the fee" for her EVERY time.
by QuacksO October 26, 2020
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El One Fee Water

The Man, The Myth, The Mong.

Noun: An absolute mong, loves pistachio ice cream and abusing pineapples.
Noun: A political ideology that supports the creation of pineapple pizza
Example 1: Look at this guy El One Fee Water getting himself banned off of a sub-reddit, the absolute mong.
Example 2: A dummy thicc italian bitch who lives in new jersey, who gets bullied a lot by people on the internet and has

an imaginary girlfriend.
by ACraZYHippIEZA January 29, 2021
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