fee blind

A person who orders take out from an app (ie DoorDash, instacart, instaeats, etc) without realizing that there are fees that the company screws you with including the hidden ones where they inflate the food prices.
Sandrita had a craving for Panda Express and wanted it delivered for ease and comfort but was fee blind to the fact that the kung pao chicken costs extra and that there’s delivery fees hidden in the food despite them saying “Free Delivery”
by Bojizzle2 February 14, 2024
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Convenience fee

A fee for paying a speeding ticket fine online. Convenience fees were invented by traffic courts after they implemented online fine payments. They recognized that traffic tickets were meant to be punitive and online payments of fines seemed less punitive than mailing a check or paying in person, so they are having traffic violators pay more for the convenience of paying online. Other greedy companies decided to copy traffic courts and decided to add convenience fees to their bills to customers.
Traffic violator: My fine is $105. I'll just pay online now that this option is available.

NJMCDIRECT: "$105 fine plus $3 convenience fee"

(15 years later)

Electric bill: "$62.25 plus $2.25 convenience fee"

Hertz rental car toll bill: "$4.25 tolls plus $19.98 convenience fee"

Former traffic violator: (Flashbacks to paying a speeding fine 15 years earlier) "Speeding ticket speeding ticket speeding ticket..."
by Leopards14 October 02, 2023
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Fee

When a person (woman) is just a side chick not your main
Bro she just my fee she not my Main thing chill.
by Side boy 212 May 23, 2022
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fee

cool chick, teachers pet, kind of dirty, touch starved, adventurous, dramatic, kind of dumb
bro 1: have you met fee?
bro 2: yeah, want to fuck her already!
by fayetje February 25, 2021
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fees

it mean females but only real niggas use it
bro: where da hoes at
me: nigga u gets no fees
by nene wit da pp August 04, 2022
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Fee

adjective

to describe a toxic relationship where the man has way too much pride, not that good-looking, treats girlfriend like second choice and texts/talks to other girls the way he talks to his girlfriend.
"Hey, I'm in a Fee relationship" "You gotta get out of that Fee relationship, it's not good for you"
by da souf September 14, 2020
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Fee

The most beautiful girl you could ever lay your eyes on. Secretly a genius, she'll make smart comments but not make you feel dumb. Although she's clumsy, she's a real athletic star. She has the craziest stories and dreams, and she makes you laugh every time she talks. Everyone wants a Fay but no one deserves her. You're the luckiest person alive if you get a Fay in your life.
« she is so pretty and smart, she is such a fee
by Gadwdamnnnn February 01, 2021
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