Fap Ditch

When your conversational partner uses masturbation as an excuse to stop talking to you.

Tom: So like i was saying, after my dad died...my life has really sucked.

Bob: Dude thats lame...anyway...im gonna jerk off now, see you later!

Tom: a Fap Ditch? realy? >:(

by tytheguy February 20, 2011

fap o'clock

The time of night where a male cannot sleep until he masturbates. This time will last until he successfully masturbates.

"Man, I've been lying in bed for hours and still can't sleep, must be fap o'clock"

by Reptilious July 3, 2012

Fap Patrol

A person (or persons) who bursts in un-annouced, especially with the intent of catching you while you're masturbating (fapping). sometimes accompanying the surprise entry with a loud shout of "FAP PATROL!!"

Can also refer to a pet who approaches you while masturbating and tries to lick or touch your genitals.

Bonus points if the victim is interupted while ejaculating.

(Joe is on his bed fapping to a porno mag)
(Bob bursts into the room)
Bob: "FAP PATROL!!!"
Joe: "WTF you gaywad!!"

by Fantino Boy April 15, 2010

fap folder

Teh folder on your compy that you keep your pr0n in.

Little did Paul know, his mother logged onto his computer and discovered his fap folder while he was at summer camp. When he got home, he was banned from teh interwebz for 2 months. He got pwned by his mother AND had to delete 7 months worth of n00dz. Maybe this could have been avoided if we just put a password on his computer and not give his fap folders obvious titles such as "Sexy pr0nz" What a n00b! His ass sure got pwned!!1

by teh anon winrar January 25, 2009

fap/10

A rating given to a movie, TV show etc. where the quality of the material is irrelevant because its main purpose is to induce fapping.

The plot was nonsensical, the ending was implausible, but it had hot chicks naked. Final rating: Fap/10

by Mcsweeney September 4, 2008

Fap Master

This is another usage of the word "fap", which means to masturbate. There are three distinct levels of fapping and Fap Master is the middle most level of fapping. It is someone who spend a considerable amount of time fapping, but not enough to constitute being a Fap-a-saurus Rex. A Fap Master spends about 3/4 of his day fapping, but he still gets things done; like eating, showering, and sleeping. A Fap Master does not spend every waking and non-waking hours of the day fapping, only some of them. And you still do not want to shake a Fap Master's hand.

Chick: "So how many times a day do you fap?
Dude: " Oh, about 4 or so times a day."
Chick: "So your a Fap Master and not a Fap-a-saurus Rex?
Dude: "Maybe, but I am fapping right now!

by Dash Random October 27, 2010

fap fodder

any form of material used when fapping. Varies from boobs to cartoon boobs.

Now that girl over there is major fap fodder!!

by ticktick667 August 20, 2008