Simba Facial

The act of having sex with someone then proceeding to ejaculate into your hand and spreading the semen on their face like Rafiki did to Simba in the Lion King.

I gave that bitch a simba facial after I finished fucking her.

by Firemonkey755 December 24, 2016

Phisoderm Facial

The sexual act of emptying ones sac or jit-bag into their partners face.

To ejaculate into the face.

When he was ready to blow his wad, Johnny climbed up on her chest and gave her a nice Phisoderm Facial.

by The Urban Poet March 3, 2009

lumpkin facial

While getting a lumpkin (getting a blow job while taking a shit) you simply get up and shove the lumpkin givers face into the toliet giving them a facial full of shit.

Kim wasnt giving me a good lumpkin so i got mad and gave her a lumpkin facial.

by Jordan aka Shotta May 23, 2006

cranberry facial

When a dude performs oral sex on a woman, not knowing that she's on the rag.

LaShondra don't ever know when her period gonna start til she give a cranberry facial to a john.

by CoonTastic December 4, 2014

vampire facial

Going down on a woman who's on her period. Also known as a "Rusty Taco."

I didn't know my girlfriend was on the rag, and went I down I her, I ended up with a vampire facial.

by rumour2577 April 28, 2015

facial area

1:) Collective of sensory organs otherwise known as face.

"He was talking smack to my facial area."

"I can sense you with my area."

by FaceKiller Deadlips February 4, 2009

Facial Martini

also known as a money shot.
Can be either frozen or on the rocks, depending on the velocity.

After a long night of drinking, I took Debby home for a facial martini... shaken not stirred.

by VooDooPlanksta December 21, 2006