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Brown-eye Meeting

The act of partners spreading one's butt cheeks and rubbing their buttholes together.
Me and the wife are having our yearly Brown-eye Meeting for our anniversary.
by MAXDOZER August 22, 2023
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Brown Eyes

The most common eye color in the real world, but the most unspoken and unappreciated in art and literature.

Never think they are boring, they shine in the sunlight when you can't see them!
Eyes Brown, dark and romantic, and I'm going down, like the Titanic
I wish I didn't have brown eyes. They look so boring.
by trulyali November 22, 2021
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brown eye foil

It’s not government obstruction, or extraditable. The act of witch blends media’s of all nations
by Daily lama May 20, 2021
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brown-eye blizzard

When cocaine is sprinkled on a prostitute's anus, and she farts it up someone's nose.
That super-galactic space-hooker gave me a wicked brown-eye blizzard last night!
by Jesus Dressed in Black January 18, 2022
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Brown Eye Golden Dragon

(Phrase): When someone Chunder Dragons while simultaneously giving a Golden Shower and a Cleveland Steamer.
“Damn, me and Stacy got wild last night and I attempted the rare Brown Eye Golden Dragon on her.”
by Biganimedaddy November 27, 2023
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Brown-eye points

Bastardization of the term 'Brownie points'.

The term refers to how close a man is to being allowed anal sex by his partner. Brown-eye points being earned by good deeds and therefore having more of them means the likelyhood of being allowed the sexual act is greater.
Guy 1: My wife still won't let me try anal.

Guy 2: Obviously you haven't earned enough brown-eye points yet.
by tbelphegor November 3, 2011
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Lazy Brown Eye

A combination of anal sex and putting your partner in a sleeper hold
I need an ice pack. Jeff gave me a lazy brown eye last night and I hit my head on the table
by Someguyingeorgia February 7, 2021
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