Eli 

A guy who has the thickest and fattest cock in the whole world. He only fucks Italian Women or Women in Italy

Person 1: Hey bro look its Eli
Person 2: Yeah I heard he has a huge fucking cock
Person 1: Interesting

Eli by ThiccyBoii February 12, 2018

eli 

Hot dude that glowed up

wOoOooOoW lOoK aT eLi

eli by *breaths* November 1, 2018

Eli 

Eli is a dumb fuck who juuls too much and gets head from ugly girls.

Eli your so sped.

Eli by Ashy04 December 6, 2018

Eli 

This egotistical dude thinks he's better than everyone. Vapes 24/7 and has 19293020 pairs of yeezys. has tons of pussies and bitches but still can't get a good girlfriend. attends a shitty ass school and doesn't know how to use english or understand grammar, this dude has a literal 1 inch dick. a small tiny lil dick that dumbass hoes like for some reason. stacks mad cash on dumb hoes. hes a rich white boi but cant afford a good car. never turst elis. NEVER TRUST ELI'S.

guy 1: aye eli can i hit your vape

eli: nah bro u aint got the cash

Eli by Lil Oof Dick December 7, 2018

Eli 

Eli, some might describe him as a sex machine. he is not of great size but his penis is. when it comes to playing an instruments he is the deal. he also uses his sexy voice to get women in bed. he is a very funny guy. if you meet an Eli, take care of him because he wont last long.

1: Did you see Eli playing the guitar
2: Yeah, and I think he also got that other girl in bed tonight
1:Danm

Eli by loganwilliams February 7, 2019

Eli 

The weird kid in the back that low key creeps you out and shoots people with highlighters

Eli kind of creeps me out

Eli by Assfucker101 October 30, 2019

Eli 

A lil pussy who with steal your girl. Eli caps about everything and will deny everything he says. When you are about to fight him he will call his daddy to pick him up.

“auy you heard what eli did?”
“yeah he called his dad when he was about to get into a fight”

“yeah what a pussy

Eli by BigBrickMan November 6, 2019