window eating

See definition by JackOfStars above. Entry corrected for spelling and punctuation.

If you're so hungry, stop window eating and just grab something!

by JBeez March 30, 2013

intuitive eating

Invented by Steven Hawks, a professor at BYU in Utah. The idea is that you can eat whatever you want, but only when you are actually hungry. This idea in theory keeps you from desiring or craving foods a diet wouldn't allow you to have. Professor Hawks apparently lost 50 pounds by following this philosophy, along with exercise, and is advocating it as a healtier lifestyle than just counting calories and dieting all the time.

1) "Hm, I'm tired of dieting... maybe I'll try intuitive eating."

by killerfiller December 5, 2005

poop eating contest

A contest where people see how much poop they can devour in a time period of 32 minutes and 16 seconds.

Sean Ramon won the poop eating contest. That guy ate 30409 pounds of poop in that poop eating contest. He really loves his poop.

by JarMan September 21, 2003

Eating her kitty

Going down on a woman/ Oral sex going down on her

I am going to be eating her kitty tonight.

by Butterfly Penguin August 19, 2017

eating children

cannabolism of the children kind

man 1: num num
man 2: what are you eating
man 1: im eating children, bro
man 2: lemme get in on that, but i want to make you aware this is cannabolism
man 2 and man 1: num num num

by yeetable_children April 2, 2021

Eating Ice Cream in Hawaii

Low key aka on the DL performing fellatio on an islander. Usually considered of the homosexual nature.

Bob: "Does John have a timeshare in Honolulu? I swear ever he started hanging out with that fellow Kaui, he doesn't want to hang out because he's 'always busy eating ice cream in Hawaii'."

by Professor TBD August 26, 2021

eating slime

the act of eating a whole thing of Elmers glue then shitting in your dads ashes jar then making slime. after letting it cool down you eat the slime.

I got bored yesterday so I started eating slime

by yoyungsu123 February 3, 2022