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Big dick energy

The amazing energy emitted by someone who has a colossal phallus and doesn't have to tell anyone about it. The energy speaks for itself. The Big Dick tells it's own story. Everyone strives for big dick energy. Only few possess such a gift. People with big dick energy possess qualities such as leadership, kindness, positivity towards others, great humor, and a "dont fuck with me" aura. Great hair too.
Wow look at Joey b on the south pool that’s some serious big dick energy
Big dick energy by Squad5 July 31, 2019
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H-Energy 

A form of energy from hentai
Dude: This plant is running from H-energy
Dude2: H-energy?
Dude: H-energy is energy you get after watching hentai stupid
H-Energy by halogensarestable December 7, 2020

Big Friend Energy

If someone has Big Friend Energy then they're the epitome of human compassion and kindness. They are willing to help you in any way you need. They are compassionate and can heal even the most damaged of people. Although many do try, only few can have Big Friend Energy.

Someone with Big Friend Energy disregards your imperfections and your failures. They see past all of that. They can uplift you until you reach heaven itself. Jesus was a kind person, but even Jesus didn't have Big Friend Energy. If the world ever feels dark then you can take a look at someone with Big Friend Energy. You'll see them standing strong as a pillar of light, a light that guides others and gives them hope. People with Big Friend Energy might not be natural leaders, but they can sure as hell motivate.

An angel of God cannot even compare with the sheer wholesome and loving things someone with Big Friend Energy does. Seraphim shield their eyes from the magnitude of the light and beauty someone with Big Friend Energy possesses. When God made Jesus, he told The Virgin Mary to raise Jesus as someone with Big Friend Energy, even though God himself could not compare to those with Big Friend Energy.

Someone with Big Friend Energy is Love incarnate. They are gentle and the care they give is something that even an Archangel would covet. Someone with Big Friend Energy does not even need to try to be loving and kind. For these things come naturally to them.
Person 1: "You have Big Friend Energy."

Person 2: "What's that mean?"

Person 1: "It means you're one of the kindest and most valuable people on Earth!"
Big Friend Energy by JacketDrill December 26, 2018

crackhead energy 

the high energy, sporadic vibes that somebody gives off, suggesting that they may be on crack even if they are entirely sober
"If I scare you, I'm sorry. I just have major crackhead energy"

Monster energy drink 

Monster energy drink is an energy drink that taste ok, and is very cool and kind of cheap. It used to be $2.00 a can, but now it's $2.50. Red bull taste better, but Monster gives you twice the beverage size (16oz) and twice the energy for the same price as Redbull, which is $2.50 a 8oz can. Redbull cost $2.75 now for a 8oz can. Monster energy drink has caffeine and B vitamins and comes in many flavors and is usually low carb unless you get the regular Monster. The low carb varieties are usually Monster ultra something. Venom energy drink used to be $1.00, but now it's $1.25.

Modafinil and Armodafinil keeps you awake better than all the coffee in the world and without jitteriness or anxiety, but it doesn't give you energy or confidence, just effective wakefulness. Monster is more like for energy.
Tyler: I'm casterboarding!

*drinks monster ultra peach.

Tyler: Woo hoo! This is good Monster energy drink.

grim reaper of energy 

A person who is so lazy and depressing that his/her mere presence drains you of energy, motivation and the very will to live.
rich: jesus christ man im so tired.
john:are you ok or did joe walk in the room?
rich:yeah he did, god hes the grim reaper of energy.

Four Ticket Energy 

He walked in the club with four ticket energy.
Four Ticket Energy by oliguacamole September 3, 2021