Eisen

A great friend. Kind of weird, but a really good weird. Extremely attractive, fun to be with. Don’t lose your Eisen. He’s good to be around! Don’t forget about the Eisen, he will be sad. Eisen takes good care of his relationships. Eisen is a bit awkward around some people, but once he gets to know you, he is much more open.

If you are ever seated next to an Eisen, be cautious. If you’re male, he could try and befriend you. Good idea. Be friends. If you’re female, he may try and seduce you or befriend you. Submit to either depending on your sexual preference and relationship status.

Eisen is friends with Harrys, Matthews, Michaels, and Andersons.

Person 1: you’re such an Eisen. I love you!
Person 2: 😶

by Danny_Dino January 3, 2020

Braindead Elie

A double negative and an oxymoron, for when you want to call someone intelligent, smart, and classy in a comical manner. Consisting of two words braindead, when someone who's brain does not work; and an Elie, the one who masters the true power of the blade to become a professional e-girl puller. When you see this motha fucka walkin' the block you know this fools gonna solve cancer. A Braindead Elie can come in many forms such as a Chad or a professional street nigga.

"YOOO MAN HOW DID THE CHEM TEST GO?"
"Honestly bro, I think I Braindead Elie'ed this test"

"Shit babe I didn't pull out in time"
"You fucking Elie!"

by ElieLover69 January 25, 2022

Elisabeth

A very sweet girl, hates when people make a mistake in spelling her name, generally very smart and beautiful, everyone likes her, is very nice and very funny

Elisabeth is so pretty and smart, I wish I could be her

by _beth.c.s_ September 23, 2016

Eisenhower High School

A dingy ass wanna be "rich school". All the girls date DSL guys, vape their little juuls, and wear crocs and Birkenstocks. And all the guys do is get caught smoking in the bathrooms, ask for pics/bps 24/7 and wear big puffy coats. Everyone is high all the time but at this point they don't care. As of right now they only care about is lanyards. The school smells like ass 1/2 the time at the point where you would want to throw up. Also the teachers are trash and trash at catching us vaping in the class. We had a great football team 2 seasons ago, now it's kinda trash. The others teams are above average.

Girl 1: I found you a Utica guy
Girl 2: ew no, I only date DSL guys
Girl 1: what why?
Girl 2: Because we go to Eisenhower High School

by Pickmeup2005 February 13, 2019

Elisa

The true meaning of Elisa: Biblically speaking is devoted to God's words. Has an aura about herself that people gravitate to even without her trying. The likelihood of an Elisa to hurt you is zero to none because everyone knows that an Elisa is someone you can trust, depend on and help others whenever it is possible. People who dislikes Elisa tend to make it their life to find a way to mis-treat her but Elisa will always find the good in people regardless of their faults. To have an Elisa in your life is a blessing, there is no other one who will stand by your side to the good and the bad.

Girl 1: Sorry I ever hurt you, I was just being jealous.

Elisa: I understand, next time try talking to me instead of hurting others.

by AH-XXX December 10, 2013

Eisenhower Power Shower

A shower taken for the sole purpose of masturbation, due to lack of privacy elsewhere.

Greg couldn't pleasure himself in his room because his roomate Slimy Charley was playing World of Warcraft, so he took an Eisenhower Power Shower to relieve his urges.

by Stoffer August 27, 2005

Eliseo

Eliseo is kind, smart, caring, funny, and overall an amazing person. He is someone you can go to for help or even just to talk to. He is very hot and cute but he doesn't realize it. Eliseo is to busy noticing how cool other people are to see how amazing he his. Everyone loves Eliseo. He has good look but also the best personality anyone could have.

me: im dating a guy, his name is eliseo!
my friend: you are so lucky, he has good looks and an amazing personality!

by just a SIMP February 19, 2022