douchebag

exactly like a douche or a douche bag, they irritate my vagina. dont want them even close to it.
Douchebag, she not flirting with others to make you jealous.
by Now February 09, 2012
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Douchebag

Someone who thinks they're God's gift to the world and as I total wannabe artist with no fucking talent and any respect pretty much most Millennial guys
The biggest douchebags in the world are Justin Bieber, One Direction, those douchebags on Jersey Shore, and Channing Tatum
by CrotchDocter87 October 23, 2017
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DOUCHEBAG

The little runts who think they are above average looking. They have personality disorders, and have to go live off of women in different states. A relationship fraud. A constant need for attention. Clueless to the sane people around them. A using parasite, who can't get his own anything. A paranoid, control freak, who suffers from morning jealousy, (made up). Very low intelligence. A pathological liar, serial cheater. Always on the lookout for that smile that means just a smile to normal people. Clueless to how stupid it actually looks to others. Struts like a peacock. Stares at itself in the mirror 24/7.
"Look at that douchebag, throwing a whiney shitshow. "
by Tammy 1234 July 30, 2018
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douchebag

someone who has too much confidence. believes something to be more than what it is. someone who has obviously gone through some issues with past relationships.
The douchebag said, " She is so stuck on me." (Nigga nooooooooo)
by opinion_ November 10, 2016
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by Tracytron December 14, 2017
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Douchebag

A guy who is fucking a girl you want to fuck, but can't.
I can't believe Sandra is still with that douchebag!
by Count Frolic January 19, 2016
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Douchebag

Someone not at the extreme point if fucker or motherfucker, but asshole and shit just doesn't make an effect on them, just another insulting name to throw around.
Person: dude I can't believe you cheated on her after just a month. You're such a douchebag

Person: you douchebag, you're always ditching us for that dumbass
by Kezi December 12, 2014
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