Douchebag

Helder

L-O-L Look at Helder lifting weight, he's a total douchebag
Bob- I know right.

by WankyMasterWankingHisDick December 7, 2013

douchebag

exactly like a douche or a douche bag, they irritate my vagina. dont want them even close to it.

Douchebag, she not flirting with others to make you jealous.

by Now March 18, 2012

Douchebag

Probably one of the most douche-y people you‘ll ever come across in your whole entire life, he’s so stuck up his own ass that his head comes up and out of his own mouth. He’s rude, disrespectful, teases girls and makes them feel uncomfortable. He plants images of his pp into your mind, acting like it’s super big, even though you know it’s probably only medium size. He’s fairly attractive and uses this to your disadvantage. He’s such a douche that I wouldn’t be surprised if he anally douches. The end.

Stacy: Omg, Luke is so hot!
Me: He’s such a douchebag though.
Stacy: UGH! I hate douchebags!

by matilda <3 September 11, 2020

Douchebag

Any male, over the age of 15, that wears a baseball cap with the brim still flat, and not properly curved.

That guy is 40, why is he wearing his hat like that?

Because he's a douchebag

by grad98cofc March 22, 2013

Douchebag

Someone who is rude and selfish.

John is a complete douchebag because he wouldn't let me go to his parties.

by Oeedy December 21, 2017

Douchebag

~A person who, While also being a unfeeling, asshole with an Ego trumping His/Her IQ Tenfold, will mooch Money and Social standing from whoever he comes in contact with.

Person 1: Hey did you hear what Cov did? He broke poor Alyssas Heart!
Person 2: What a Douchebag

by Just.Another.Nothing October 10, 2014

Douchebag

Ajit Pai is the ultimate form of the douche bag. Going from Verizon Lawyer to being designated as FCC Chairman by America's own Manchurian Candidate. He wants to make the internet shitty for literally everyone and probably doesn't know a thing about actual networking. Like literally nothing.

My name is Ajit Pai and I don't know a thing about networking but let me sell you on this fancy idea called "Internet Fast Lanes!"

Cisco Routers? Is that like Sisqo's Thong Song? God, I'm SUCH a douchebag!

by Frank Jaeger November 22, 2017