douche

Means to fight someone and it also describes the type of person that you would want to fight.

"That douche is such a clown, let's douche him after skool."

by Diego August 18, 2003

douche

n. a device which uses a combination of jet propulsion and syphoning to flush out leftover grime from the vagina, but still can't get rid of that sea dweller smell

Jacob performed cunninglingus on Jody so much that he started to use douche for a mouth wash.

by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004

douche

Its proper definition of douche is the introduction of of a fluid into the vagina for medical or hygienic reasons. Not being an enjoyable process, its derivatives are usually meant to insult. Terms such as shower pocket, douchebag, d-bag, DB, doucherama, doucher, douche turd, douchington, or simply douche are not uncommon.

"that cop gave me a ticket for only going 5mph over the limit, what a douche!"

"I'm trying to impress these people I'm taking you to meet, so don't be a d-bag or anything, ok?"

by Reginald Emmett McCafferty July 3, 2007

douche

Donald Trump. There is no clearer way to describe this word.

President Donald J. Trump is the biggest fucking douche EVER.

by hot_mama February 28, 2017

douche

Someone is a shallow bitch, an asshole, and a person who has no life, and who brings up shit makes up shit and never ends shit, usually a fugly mex. who doesnt hav a life. Its also sometin u clean ur vagina wit

"omfg i hate jarrett he is such a douche"

by ashley dyke May 29, 2008

douche

1. A feminine hygiene product used to clean out the vaginal region after sex, as to keep it from smelling after a while. 2. The word that Lauren Barnes doesn't know the meaning to.

Example 1:
Me: "Hey Lauren Barnes, what's a douche?"
Lauren Barnes: "Oh, rreeeaallll funny Jake *Makes look like she just choked on my cock*"

Example 2:
"You smell like shit."
"Sorry I haven't douched in a while..."

by Anti-Lauren Barnes July 21, 2008

Douche

A red-neck kid from the central Oregon coastal town of Newport.

Man, Cory is such a douche

by Joe mama foo February 7, 2009