Dookie Log

2 blunts put together with at least 8 grams of weed.

aye pass me the dookie log

by gramaqueef May 21, 2022

dookie dozen

When you take a hot one and there is a plethora of mini dookies.

Hey man, I just made a dookie dozen and it felt so good. There was so much poo in the crapper that it wouldn't go down.

by king dingleberry August 19, 2013

Dookie Stew

The resulting concotion of a semi loose stool dropped in the toilet bowl. Usually after a night of hard partying and or Chinese Food. The brew tends to look like a brown watery mess with some lumpy burger in it...

Dude, after I partied late we hit the Chinese for some take out. Now I am fixing a batch of Dookie Stew.

by Lil Buhda March 31, 2008

Dookie cloud

The smell of gas that lingers in a spot long after the person who released it, let it go.

OMG! What's that smell? Its like I just walked through a dookie cloud.

by Lil Bit aka Daddys girl July 30, 2009

dookie splash

a dookie splash is when you’re taking a big dookie and it hits the water and big splash of dookie water hits your booty

adam: hey marii i need to go shower, i had a terrible dookie splash experience 😵😵

by puppylover10203 August 21, 2020

Dookie's Law

The inevitability of mention of the band Green Day whenever a conversation about punk rock takes place. Usually derogatory towards the band.

"You know who's NOT punk? f&$king Green Day! They're such posers! They're such sellouts!"

"OO--Dookie's Law!"

by theeTSM May 27, 2014

Dookie Diver

One who selfishly imposes anal penetration (oral and or penile)upon an unsuspecting victim (ususually of the female gender)

1.(noun) Don't go out with him! He is a total dookie diver.
2.(verb) So I was just laying there and out of now where he dookie dived me! Not cool.

by Batesville December 7, 2006