I had a moment of divine self reflection when I realized I wasn't the center of the universe. Then I heard a loud pop
by Andromeda98 January 30, 2014
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One of the most retarded schools ever created. I'm glad its closing down. You go no were in life and become a dumbass for the rest of your life. Dont Go To Our Lady Of The Divine Providence.
by Zack Reffy July 6, 2009
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When will the divident show up in my account? I bought it today on purpose because I know that it is ex-divident day...
by Malon Wilkus April 13, 2008
Get the divident mug.(verb) When Jon and Sydney participate in the act of making love. Will start slow and smooth with licks and kisses. Leading to ruff, raw, uninhibited, caught in the moment of divine raw intercourse. This action of love must be done several times daily. Caution: Many babies can be made this way. Many, many, many pocket sized babies. Where will you put them? Outside to grow.
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Get the Divine love making (raw sex) mug.Failure even more epic than an Epic Fail. This denotes so much failure, That in a video game a blind person could beat him, A man driving a car would miss over and over again, and never gets the hang of it, and typing the letter S instead of L more than 30 times before you could finish.
This type of failure is rare though, not even a dying, bleeding man could have such a high level of epicity in the category of fail.
This type of failure is rare though, not even a dying, bleeding man could have such a high level of epicity in the category of fail.
Nerd: I'm going to pwnz0r yo0. Wan2 b3t?
Geek: You bet, NERD.
......2 seconds later
Geek: Wow, that's kinda phail.
^ Example of a Divine Fail
Geek: You bet, NERD.
......2 seconds later
Geek: Wow, that's kinda phail.
^ Example of a Divine Fail
by DarkestZ May 29, 2009
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Trump: me gon bild a wahllllll!
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