Dittle

A little but

“Look at that dittle over there”, “she/he has a dittle”, “you’re being a dittle”

by Deadbox84 November 26, 2017

distentcity

The act of being distant emotionally.

She was practicing her "distentcity" to obtain his attention.

by R2CUL8_1 February 9, 2018

dislexism

When someone writes something sexist to someone else on the internet, but it is full of spelling errors and the wrong words.

Kathy: Oh wow I like these shoes.

Chad: Thos shus luk lik sumtin a hor wud ware!

Kathy: Wow. That’s a very dislexist thing to say. Idk if I’m more offended by the sexism, or the fact that you managed to spell every word wrong? It’s straight up dislexism!

Chad: Ecsactlie mi plam! Te mor ms. peled te wurdz r, te mor insulin!

Kathy: Lol wut...?

by The_Angry_Dragon June 20, 2018

Dirtleneck

A turtleneck or high-collar shirt worn to hide a hickey.

Hey Jim, it's a hot one out there. What's up with the turtleneck? Jim reveals his hickey and corrects by saying "it's a dirtleneck."

by wildfern July 2, 2018

dislexiated

a word that doesnt but should exist

you dislexiated the sentence

by i hate coffee May 11, 2018

Disflexia

When a person or persons attempts to flex on someone yet messes up and makes it awkward for everyone.

James: Yo im trying to have fun night I’m a photographer so let’s take pics under the stars

Sarah: James we are going to the bars you can’t bring your camera. That’s cool you’re a photographer and all but you have a classic case of disflexia.

by The Commander November 2, 2018

Disleckia

A word often used for an absolute retard with brown hair quite tall and stupid and often called Matilda or Tilly and sometimes Claridge

Person: hey! Did you see disleckia in maths class today
Person’s friend: yes she’s so disleckik

by Bob Ross’s son December 31, 2018