Dickfished

Getting sent dick pics that appear larger than they actually are.

Getting led to think a penis is better than it actually is

I was so excited to see Bob's dick, he has been sending pictures of it for weeks...... It's huge!
Bob pulled down his pants and he was hung like a hamster. 😳😬 I realized that I was dickfished. Damn it Bob.

by YourDadOwesMe July 25, 2020

Dickshit

Shit is actually cum but brown

I see your dickshit in your pants

by Piss_boy September 18, 2020

dickyshunary

the sexual act of sticking ones penis inside a hard cover dictionary.

Last night we tried dickyshunary at the library.

by moelester1234 October 30, 2020

Dickfish

A person who sucks dick, another word for cocksucker

Rob : hey let's go and participate in a trump rally

Jamal : don't be a dickfish man

by Sudo_man November 11, 2020

Dickinhole

I snapped my dick in her

Last night I Dickinhole

by DFDSASD November 21, 2020

dickshovel

A Level 5 asshole who pulls off epic assholishness, causing extended collateral damage. Not the dick, but the shovel that scoops the dicks and throws them all over other people, causing them to be covered with dicks.

"The guys who stormed the Capital are a bunch of dickshovels!"
"We can't sneak in the room anymore because a bunch of dickshovels got caught and its blocked now."

by DesignatedIdiot January 6, 2021

Dickfish

VERB, To represent in text form a picture of another man's dick in place of your own dick. Therefore dickfishing kinda like catfishing but with dicks instead of faces.

Hey bro you should totally dickfish that girl.

You're right bro, whip out your dick for a pic.

Nice bro now send it to her so she thinks you have a great dick.

by bonerocity January 10, 2021