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a frozen dick in his hand

He got beat in court so bad that he was left with a frozen dick in his hand.
by HERNONYMOUS May 9, 2020
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to put one's dick in that/ put my dick in that

A non-literal phrasal verb declaring oneself to be supportive of and in agreement to another's idea, suggestion or recommendation. More common among males but also heard by the few females that know how to relax, not be prudish and accept that it probably is a really good time to have a dick to put in things.
(to put one's dick in that/ put my dick in that)

"Bruh, that storm last night brought 18 inches of fresh pow up at Solitude! Should we strap on the boards and go shred the gnar!?"

"Oh yipee! I'll put my dick in that! Just remember, no friends on powder days. I'll be there, you just worry about keeping up bruh."
by palavradaurbana June 2, 2020
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Don’t stick your dick in broken

A more useful and practical version of the phrase “Don’t stick your dick in crazy!”
It can be difficult to know crazy before sticking your dick in and crazy almost always only reveals itself after said action.
Broken is a far more reliable metric as it is revealed earlier on and very often packaged with crazy.

A word of caution, broken can sometimes not be crazy but is the minority and one must thread lightly.
Tim: “I met this perfect body girl (10/10) last month but I feel like she has a lot of emotional baggage.”
Jim: “Bro, don’t stick your dick in broken!”
Tim: “Don’t you mean don’t stick your dick in crazy?”
Jim: “No I mean broken! It’s impractical to know crazy until it’s too late but you can very quickly know broken. Broken almost always leads to crazy.”
by nickurbandic July 4, 2021
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Urban Dick in your Anny

When your Anny get some of dat black stink dick in her, a foreign object, and urban dick!
Your Anny could refer to your little Anals.
Also sounds like Urban Dictionary!
Peter entered "an Urban Dick in your Anny" in the Urban Dictionary.
by Fukaface! September 17, 2020
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knock my dick in the dirt

Damn that's a strong ass drink. It will probly knock my dick in the dirt!
by Scotty1962 May 29, 2017
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i wanna put my dick in it

a person, place, thing, or idea, you want to insert your dick into.
joe: yo that bitch is fine!

jon: i wanna put my dick in it
by myniggachucknorris August 14, 2008
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slam my dick in the dirt

Man she was harsh, she slammed my dick in the dirt.
by John March 14, 2005
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