disconbalulate

When your fryed out on k2

Guy #1 man I'm disconbalulated smoking with you.
Guy #2 it's that k2 dude it disconbalulated you

Man them guys are disconbalulated they been smoking that shit

by Real talk T May 29, 2017

discontoriated

When you are so disoriented that you forget how to correctly pronounce disoriented

Wow I am so lost I am discontoriated

by Puddleism November 20, 2017

dicmontheoarchy

A government that combines dictatorship, monarchy, and theocracy.

Ancient Egypt is TOTALLY a dicmontheoarchy.

by BIGENHOM June 9, 2018

dickonnaise

Semen. From a human. Male. So named because of its similarity to mayonnaise, a common condiment, and its utensil of origin, the dick.

Last night's wank-a-thon left on the table stains of dickonnaise spread everywhere, an unpleasant task awaited for the butler.

by tha Trollfather July 1, 2018

Disconnected

When a man has no sexual “game”; having no clue or interest in foreplay or seduction.

“I told my man, you need to marinate it; take your time. We can lay in the bed, all day; he wouldn’t have any of it. He so disconnected.” lame, lousy lay, lazy, impotent, boring, uninterested in sex, non-sensual

by KKirz March 18, 2018

Disconjinuated

a fucked up face

ugh my doctors face was so disconjinuated i can barley stand it.

by asevannsj September 25, 2018

Disconsolate

Disconsolate (dis-kän'sē-lit) Causing Sadness or Depression; also, very unhappy

don't bother your brother he is in Disconsolate.

by Jonny papple October 17, 2018