A pathetic male who has so much trouble getting fresh pussy that he begins to date a girl who in the past dropped him like a bag of hot garbage. Also known as recycling.
James: Hey Alex did you hear about Ryan?
Alex: No, what happened?
James: That dude went all desperate clown and started dating Rachel again!
Alex: No, what happened?
James: That dude went all desperate clown and started dating Rachel again!
by Meatstalk February 22, 2016
Tanner is "desperated"
by Tanner! ;) February 15, 2023
A male, usually called Andrew, who tries with all his might to get into the pants of everyone he meets, through any means necessary.
"So how's it going with Insert Name Andrew?"
"They rejected me. Guess I'm sliding in with the lesbian again."
"Andrew! You Desperate Daniel!"
"They rejected me. Guess I'm sliding in with the lesbian again."
"Andrew! You Desperate Daniel!"
by CoomerCarlos69 July 13, 2022
Similar to desperate dick syndrom but for women.
Typically occurs when it's been a while and you really need to get a good fucking again.
Typically occurs when it's been a while and you really need to get a good fucking again.
Sandy was so desperate for dick she imagined what sex with Donald Trump was like while masturbating.
by ddddorattttheeeexploraaaa July 11, 2017
Man 1 - Dude, I'm so broke I had to sell my house!
Man 2 - That's fucked up man, Despereality's a bitch!
Man 2 - That's fucked up man, Despereality's a bitch!
by Ryan 710 July 02, 2019
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When you have to go online and ask people to sex you, and then get upset when they don't so you retaliate by insulting them until they either give in or you leave.
Joweldeivid wouldn't quit getting at it!! Everybody already told him no! That fool was looking for desperate sex.
by AndyLockhart March 06, 2016