Trump dump

When you take a dump and it looks like Donald Trump's hair.

Dakota: I just took a Trump dump!
Dalton: Wow, that bad?

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Epic dump

A dump is considered epic, when pooping no longer causes the toilet water to splash.

Person 1: I just took an epic dump!
Person 2: I bet the toilet is clogged now...
Person 1: It is.

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A defecation session that requires heavy dilation of the anus that lasts anywhere from 24 to 72 hours.

"Hey man, where have you been?"
"Whoah dude, I just took a huge dump."

Huge Dump by kuroifuragu February 3, 2010

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When you are taking a shit so excruciatingly painful, you are unable to leave the toilet for anything due to the sheer intensity of the dump.

His house was on fire and he had time to escape. However, he was taking an incapacitating dump and burned to death on the crapper.

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That girl you use to put your spare cum that is too good for tissue paper but not quite good enough for a side chick.

Guy 1: Is that your side chick?
Guy 2: Nah that's just the cum dumpster.
Guy 1: Is she any good?
Guy 2: Eh it's better than PornHub.

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A woman/girl who takes an exceptional amount of cum in every hole from pretty much any man who asks.

Emily is way to hot to be a cum dumpster but she let the entire sports team bust there loads in her so she totally is one now.

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