dildographer

A name referd to the person who takes pictures of dildoes for marketing on the internet.

Dildoes sex toys rubber dong

The dildographer took some great pics of the new products

by Smart word guy December 18, 2016

dilbo

The combination between a Himbo and a DILF. As such, they should have all the basic traits of a himbo (Nice, Hot and Dumb) while also being a father or father material. The mother version would be a mimbo

I want to find myself a real nice Dilbo, like Phil from Modern Family.

by BoringTurtle August 8, 2021

Delfo

Delfo is an Italian name given to flamboyant people who act/are zesty or gay but deny it.

Me: I think Delfo might be gay
Delfo: I am not

by a.urban_dictionary-user June 7, 2023

Evil dildo day

Thursday the 23rd.

In the Placebo song "Evil Dildo", the obscene telephone message is left on Thursday the 23rd of an unknown month and year. The day Thursday 23rd is often celebrated as Evil Dildo day by Placebo fans

"Happy evil dildo day!"

by Slackerbiatch November 12, 2009

Squirting Dildo

A dildo that has an ability to squirt liquid out thereby appearing more realistic. Squirting Dildo can be used in a variety of ways by straight or gay couples.

Monica used a squirting dildo to ejaculate all over her girlfriend.

by partel August 28, 2013

unicorn dildo

dildo on head

mate my girlfriend loves a bit of unicorn dildo action naa'mean

ye mate gimme some of that

by david's wood December 22, 2017

Laptop Dildo

Also known as a usb stick, the Laptop Dildo can be used to store/transport items from computer to computer. The Laptop Dildo gets its name from being used in a similar way to a regular dildo, by being inserted and exserted from a hole.

Yo dude, check out my new Laptop Dildo, it has 16GB of storage on it!

by edgy6ellie November 7, 2019