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Diablo 2

Highly HIGHLY addictive game. I have been playing for around two years, my friend has been playing for about 4, and I have alot better items than him. He has to ask me for stuff. I spend most of my day on that game, from the time I get home from school to the time I go to bed. (2:30 PM to 11:00 PM eastern time) Only time I ever get off that game is if I have something better do.....like have sex.
Me- I'm playing Diablo 2, wasting my life, losing grades.....but I'm having fun.
Girlfriend- Want to have sex?
Me- Oh yes....after I finish this run....
by Ryan......or is it? April 18, 2006
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Diabetes The Clown

Guy 1: Where's Ronald McDonald?
Guy 2: He backed out, so we hired Diabetes The Clown.
by M.C. Funkmaster July 7, 2010
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diabetic rage

When somebody tells a diabetic that they can't eat a three musketeers bar becuase theyre diabetic, resulting in diabetic rage. Also when they tell the diabetic that they received diabetes from being a) fat or b) that they will kill the diabetic by stuffing sugar down theyre throat.
Jimmy just stabbed him with a syringe in an act of diabetic rage!
by NIGGERFAGGOT!!! December 9, 2007
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type 100 diabetes

It is something you tell to a person that's fat as fuck.(It will help them lose weight)
Man: Bro, You got type 100 diabetes!
Fatass: (Is sad and goes away to lose weight.)
by Thtguythtusesurbandic January 4, 2017
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DiaBeezie

(DEE-A-BEE-Z)

A 'DiaBeezie' is often a shallow, brunette young woman. They tend to carry the following traits:

*Think they know better than you only because they have attended or graduated college.

*Don't think you could possibly know something if they do not.
*Are close minded and think any persons ideas are not as good as theirs.
*They think even calm drinking as a minor means you are reckless, and have a mental problem.

*Cries if a friend tries marijuana and, may not want to be friends with them after fact.
*Selfish
*Obsessive Compulsive
* Hypochondriac

*Your birthday is actually THEIR birthday
*Secretly jealous or intimidated by YOU & everyone else
*NOT street-smart
*Lack Common Sense
*Very insecure
*Very naive

*May have or develop an eating disorder
*Revolves only around her 'special' friends in which are usually apart of a sorority.
*Won't take pictures with you on her birthday unless you are apart of her sorority.
*Bad driver
*However insecure, is completely conceited.

*Pretty, full pout
*May have freckles
*Likes their hair short
*Typically very thin
*Repeats anything you tell them to their mom/gaurdian.
*Loves animals
*Loves milk
*Only makes the plans/won't go with your plans
*Loves to run
*Hates snake-doctors

*May try to rationalize her cheating ways
*Break, loose, or ruin their belongings - their parent or sugar daddy will always replace it.
*Oblivious to their actions and may see you as a bad friend.
Daughter: "MOM! Why does she think she's right all the time?"
Mother: "Don't mind her, she's probably just a DiaBeezie"

Some dude: "So what happend to that chick you held hands with?"
Dude: "Ah, nevermind her, she told me she had a boyfriend but said that it is okay to do because 'she's young'."
Some dude: " Ew, she sounds kinda dumb...like a DiaBeezie"

Classmate: "So how was your bff's bday party??"
Lea: "She wanted me to be photographer. We didn't take one picture together."
Classmate: " *scoff* That girl is a total DiaBeezie!"
by Cute spottedpuppy July 17, 2011
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Diablo II

A extremly addicting free MMORPG made by the godly company know as Blizzard.
Usual convo...
1: OMFG A SOJ ^^
2: BAH, I GOT 60
3: FUCK YOU HAXOR
1: YEZ
by XIII November 7, 2004
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Diabetes

If you have type one diabetes your beautiful and god was sooooo jealous he took your pancreas

Another reason:your pancreas just could stand your beauty
Hooman:wow your beautiful

You:I have type one diabetes
Hooman:I wish I did😭😟
by I'm not weird November 28, 2019
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