The status of the American cushion queen has seen tremendous improvement since the release of Jennifer Lopez's 2001 album, "J.Lo" .
by Conab October 7, 2016

by Garth the lesbian cat March 4, 2011

A large (or small) ball of dough creating a 1:1:1:1 mixture of crisco, whole wheat flour, sugar, and borax, designed to poison cockroaches through dehydration.
Hank: “Dude, what is this giant glob of
dough sitting on your counter?”
Leroy: “Oh, that’s just a Bump Cushion I
made this morning.”
dough sitting on your counter?”
Leroy: “Oh, that’s just a Bump Cushion I
made this morning.”
by SmallBoyJohnson October 12, 2019

Referring to a load of semen left on a chair or couch or backseat.
Also used in reference to a kid that's a couch potatoe.
Also used in reference to a kid that's a couch potatoe.
by HookerHuey June 16, 2024

by CARRIED_AWAY October 18, 2024

A cushion used for display purposes only. Also works for towels, rugs and other household furnishings that should have a purpose in life except to be awed at by its perfection.
Show cushions; Husband goes to sit down on the sofa after a long days work. Wife says "Take the cushions off before you sit down!! They are for show not your fat arse!!"
by Chainsaw-Charlie May 16, 2016

by TheMattress May 26, 2025
