Cushion Queen

Another term for a woman with a large buttock.

The status of the American cushion queen has seen tremendous improvement since the release of Jennifer Lopez's 2001 album, "J.Lo" .

by Conab October 7, 2016

Throw Cushion

A group of lesbians

I saw a throw cushion walking through the streets of San Fransisco.

by Garth the lesbian cat March 4, 2011

Bump Cushion

A large (or small) ball of dough creating a 1:1:1:1 mixture of crisco, whole wheat flour, sugar, and borax, designed to poison cockroaches through dehydration.

Hank: “Dude, what is this giant glob of

dough sitting on your counter?”
Leroy: “Oh, that’s just a Bump Cushion I

made this morning.”

by SmallBoyJohnson October 12, 2019

cushion oyster

Referring to a load of semen left on a chair or couch or backseat.

Also used in reference to a kid that's a couch potatoe.

Who is that over there on the couch? That's my little cushion oyster.

by HookerHuey June 16, 2024

Cookie Cushion

The area above the female Public Bone.

AKA a Fupa.
See also Pansa.

"Go ahead and rest you head on my Cookie Cushion."

by CARRIED_AWAY October 18, 2024

show cushions

A cushion used for display purposes only. Also works for towels, rugs and other household furnishings that should have a purpose in life except to be awed at by its perfection.

Show cushions; Husband goes to sit down on the sofa after a long days work. Wife says "Take the cushions off before you sit down!! They are for show not your fat arse!!"

by Chainsaw-Charlie May 16, 2016

Belgian Whoopie Cushion

When a man farts into a woman's vagina while being a small spoon

My man Belgian Whoopie Cushioned me last night

by TheMattress May 26, 2025