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Curse of Curves

A rather arousing "curse", first brought to attention by the popular music group, "Cute is What We Aim For."
The "curse" has been argued to just be a metaphor, just for use in the song, but further debate with other listeners has proved otherwise.
When a woman has the "Curse of Curves", it generally means she is a nice, sweet person, who has a curvy figure (large breasts, thin/slender midsection, large buttocks), and she is swarmed by men whom she has no interest in, and there is nothing she can nor wants to do about it.
"I've got the gift of one-liners, and you've got the Curse of Curves..."

-- Shaant Hacikyan, Cute is What We Aim For
by Jordan Phillips January 2, 2009
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Drake Curse

What happens when Drake shows up in your hometown, wearing your team's jersey, and takes pics with your players. Can only be broken with a corresponding appearance by Pusha T or Meek Mill.

"I hope Drake don't show up to tonight's game. We don't want the Drake curse!"
by marksandranks April 18, 2019
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Madden Curse

Originated in 2001 when EA started putting cover shots of famous football stars on the cover of Madden NFL videogames.
Every player to be on the cover since then has had a season ending injury and/or a losing streak. Examples:

Madden 2001 cover: Eddie George, Titans RB

Before cover: The Titans reached the Super Bowl the prior season and George had gone to three consecutive Pro Bowls.

After cover: George made the Pro Bowl in 2000, but averaged 3.2 yards per carry in 2001 and 2002 and the Titans haven't been back to the Super Bowl.

Madden 2002 cover: Daunte Culpepper, Vikings QB

Before cover: Culpepper threw 33 TD passes and led team to the NFC championship game.

After cover: Culpepper missed five games in 2001 with a knee injury, threw a league-high 23 interceptions in 2002; the Vikings have gone 11-21 since 2000.

Madden 2003 cover: Marshall Faulk, Rams RB

Before cover: Faulk had become the first player in NFL history to gain 2,000 yards from scrimmage in four consecutive seasons; the Rams had been to three straight postseasons.

After cover: Plagued by an ankle injury, Faulk started a career-low 10 games as the Rams missed the playoffs.

Madden 2004 cover: Michael Vick, Falcons QB

Before cover: He was on a roll coming into the year, having set four NFL records in the 2002 season and established a reputation as one of the games' most electrifying players.

After cover: Early in the 2003 pre-season, Vick broke his leg in the first quarter of a game against the Baltimore Ravens. He was out for the first 11 games of the season.
Prior to 2001, John Madden was on the cover of Madden NFL games. John Madden is the only man in history to withstand the power of the Madden Curse.
by Brisk August 12, 2004
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parental curse

A non-standard curse invoked by parents on their children. Said curse cannot be lifted-- only passed on to the next generation. It goes:

"I hope your children grow up to be JUST LIKE YOU!"

Statistically, this curse has shown itself to be effective.
Examples of the parental curse in action can be found in most any parent that became exasperated with the behavior of their kids, especially when they realize they were that way when they were younger.
by TanukiBlue June 10, 2011
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Curse Words

This Definition is Mainly for my fish named Cody

Bad Codyfish

Bad
I use Curse Words when I scream at my fish Cody
by JustAGUY$@@@ June 16, 2019
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curved

when someone politely/passive aggressively rejects you/passes you to her friend/fz's you, fully knowing what your intentions were
That bitch realized you werent interested, talked to me for a few minutes, then tried to hand me to her friend. bitch curved me something fierce
by xristionary November 20, 2015
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shini curse

a jewish curse that inflicts terrible pain and ill luck
'you desecrated my daughter, witness the power of the shini curse!'
by ashington the third March 3, 2007
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