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spitinbutt cumshot

A synonym for a local meth avenger in Birchwood TN. Aka a Gary.
In the dark hour when there's no one to call, and the meth is out, call spitinbutt cumshot, the meth avenger!
by Bratty DC January 22, 2024
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Failed cumshot

That one kid in your class that literally everybody hates, even the teacher. Their parents hate them.
Mother : Hey Failed cumshot, did you get an A on your test?
Kid : Where's dad?
Mother : Did you get an A. If you didn't, you have to sleep in the dumpster tonight.
by YourDadLeftU November 28, 2023
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Skibidi Cumshot

A cumshot made by a male (sometimes female) skibidi toilet
I am going to give you a skibidi cumshot
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BrookeB Cumshot

The act of performing a blumpkin on yourself (jerking off while shitting)
“Hey I heard Tommy gave himself a BrookeB cumshot over the weekend
What’s that’s fucking sick
by Big_stevie440 February 21, 2025
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Cuddly bunny cumshot

When males hold their erect penis with their thumb on top of the head and pointer finger just under the head and slowly and softly rubbing the most monster nutbust of their lives out all over everything in sight.
My girlfriend didn't believe in the cuddly bunny cumshot..... So I blew it in her eyes....and titties..... And clothes......
by Dump truck January 6, 2017
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Satan's morning cumshot

When you pour milk on your cereal and it splashes you like a cute lil cumshot.
Morning John, what's that stain on your shirt?

Its Satan's morning cumshot...
by Satans_cum_bitch February 25, 2021
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Flaming hot cumshot

"Bro last night I had the best flaming hot cumshot ever!"
by JustSpeedy July 30, 2021
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