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Cramping

I enjoyed my camping trip besides the fact that I was cramping because I was also on my period!
by Gotnewsforyou January 11, 2024
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Crumpin’

Crumpin’ is when you accidentally or purposely shit yourself mid hump.
Don’t forget to hose off after a good crumpin’!

Crumpin’ is a blumpkin on roids.

Better lay down a towel I feel a good crumpin’ coming.

I shit myself again… no honey that was a good crumpin’.
by R0gue Ch0de January 22, 2024
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Crumpin’

When you accidentally or purposely shit yourself mid hump.
1) I shit myself again…no honey that was a good crumpin’!

2) Better lay a towel down… I feel a crumpin’ a coming.

3) Crumpin’ is a blumpkin on roids.

4) That was such a hard crumpin’ it ran down my cleggs.
by R0gue Ch0de January 22, 2024
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Trumpting

When Trump supporters text and or comment about how Great Donald Trump is.
We were Trumpting the other day for 2 hours about the border crisis.
by Butt monkey 1983 January 27, 2024
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Crimping a Prick

When toilet paper particles build up in your crack and they roll into cigarette-like shapes.
I've been going through rolls of toilet paper Crimping a Prick.
by Froggo boi February 2, 2024
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Crumming

The act of making crums while eating
I was eating dinner and noticed I was crumming all over the table.
by Kiki tangra November 24, 2023
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Crusting

The act of making a jelly sandwich and using it as a pleasure toy until climax, crating a PP & J sandwich that the significant other eats off of the man’s genitalia.
by anonymous April 5, 2024
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