lampshade critter

people typically called izzie who tend to be commonly located around lampshades of any sort- earning them the dubious nickname of ‘lampshades critters’. They’re often found under lampshades as to hide their ao3 reading history.

person 1: oh! theres a lampshade critter in the corner of my eye, i wonder whats it doing..?
person 2: yeah!! i think its reading a carcar fic…
person 1: why do you know that? youre such a lampshade critter!!

by lampshadecritterlover3 May 6, 2025

Bikini Critter

Another word used for a species in the furry community called a Protogen

Bro, you are a bikini critter! You look like you have a bikini on.

by CatBoxFox November 28, 2022

Critter

Similar to homie, critter is a word used to describe acquaintances and companions, but only those of the spooky variety.

Me and the critters were haunting the playground the other. We scared the heebiejeebies out the little wankers fucking down there.

by Warble808 May 18, 2023

critter cruising

Attempting to make inappropriate sexual advances towards a minor

Person 1: “Hey, did you see that guy hanging around the school gate during recess?”
Person 2: “Yeah, he seemed creepy. I think he might be planning on critter cruising. Should we tell the police?"

by Purplax May 9, 2024