critter dick

Someone who keeps small animals, that keep their furry lil arses to the back of the cage...

"yeah I love breeding with guinea pigs, I mean breeding guinea pigs...."

"hehe.... man your such a critter dick"

by Derek Danksworth July 20, 2008

Critter Jinx

When you try to shoot a critter in Buck Hunter and a doe crosses your path causing you to shoot the doe and forfeit your turn.

I can't get a perfect site in Buck Hunter because I have critter jinx.

by doctorSq1 January 2, 2011

Critter Crunching

Raping in the anal region. Sometimes by a group of people.
In the popular game critter crunch, after you defeat another player, a crowd of small animals attack and appear to gang rape the helpess avatar. after the dust clears the avatar is seen twitching on the ground and is covered in dust and what appears to be semen.

He was subjected to critter crunching on his first day in prison

by Pedroelmo October 8, 2010

critter

N. Any small computer periphery other than a mouse; frequently connected via a USB port.

He has so many critters attached to his computer I can't find the damned mouse!

by Pheaseant October 31, 2011

critter snatch

A vagina with crabs

I was about to eat this girl out and I saw she had crabs on her va jay jay so I ran out and told her to keep that critter snatch away from me

by Rowdope April 15, 2014

critter glitter

the residual hair left on a spent penis from a homosexual plushy encounter

even a moist towelette would not remove the critter glitter on my penis from that plushy costume.

by PicklezMcNasty July 1, 2014

crittered

(verb): to consume an excessive amount of alcohol, behaving recklessly and in an unexpected manner. Behaviors include, but not limited to, blacking out, falling down, getting weird, not knowing what to do with your hands, touching people inappropriately, proposing strange activities that are often illegal and ending up in a strange or stranger's habitat.

Day drinking turned into an all night binder. She got so crittered she woke up next to a bleacher rat from the Cubs game who had a bulldog tattoo on his back and Taco Bell sauce all over his face.

by apt109 November 25, 2015