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Crazy Ivan

1. In the book and movie "The Hunt for Red October", a sharp turn made by a Russian submarine to look behind it with sonar.

2. By analogy, any quick, unexpected and radical change in direction, literally or metaphorically.
1. Dammit, she's pulling a Crazy Ivan! All stop!

2. Dammit, they're out of tickets. Crazy Ivan--let's go to the bar.
by Brent Dax May 1, 2005
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Crazy Asshole

A word describing someone who is obsessed with porn, sex toys, cussing and the general love of calamari. A lover of large amounts of facial hair and open to loving any musty hole! Easily blows small things out of proportion and can often times be found punching windshields or shooting holes through their truck!
My brother is a crazy asshole, he dislocated my shoulder last weekend and shot a hole in my car!
by Bonediggity September 8, 2010
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kdk crazy

Thousand-demon-killing crazy.

A reference to the character Gonou Cho from Kazuya Minekura's manga Gensomaden Saiyuki. After his beloved Kanan was kidnapped and raped, Gonou killed a thousand demons his attempt to rescue her.
My kids are driving me KDK crazy today!
by The Paper May 6, 2007
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Crazy Joey

When you literally pound pussy on the stairs and slap hella ass. from the movie A History of Violence when crazy fucking joey bangs his wife.
My parents came home and saw me crazy joey'n my bitch !

I need to crazy joey my teacher.
by Dr. Mruk July 19, 2010
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Crazey Marquez

The act of pouring gasoline over your penis and then proceeding to have anal sex with someone until either they or you reach climax. At this point, you withdraw, strike a match, and light their asshole on fire.
Guy 1: Dude, I gave that ugly chick at the party last night a Crazey Marquez!
Guy 2: Oh fuck, did you burn your cock off?
by C0urante May 25, 2013
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batcrap crazy

A person who is batcrap crazy is certifiably nuts. The phrase has origins in the old fashioned term "bats in the belfry." Old churches had a structure at the top called a belfry, which housed the bells. Bats are extremely sensitive to sound and would never inhabit a belfry of an active church where the bell was rung frequently. Occasionally, when a church was abandoned and many years passed without the bell being rung, bats would eventually come and inhabit the belfry. So, when somebody said that an individual had "bats in the belfry" it meant that there was "nothing going on upstairs" (as in that person's brain). To be BATcrap CRAZY is to take this even a step further. A person who is batcrap crazy is so nuts that not only is their belfry full of bats, but so many bats have been there for so long that the belfry is coated in batcrap. Hence, the craziest of crazy people are BATCRAP CRAZY. ( thank/thanks kbli)
It has been reported brain eating zombies protesting in Washington DC, one was quoted as saying " we are not only starving, we are asking the FDA, to require labeling for those whom are batcrap crazy, warning "taste like batcrap", FDA defended their policy position, "we here at monsanto don't believe in labeling what we put in anyone's food"
by twz January 31, 2015
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Catching the Crazy Turkey

Voracious and elaborate sexual intercourse in a bed. Loud turkey gobbling sounds are mandatory. Aside from this, the exact performance of catching the crazy turkey vary from couple to couple but it may also include killing a chicken as foreplay
"I heard Joe and Teresa were catching the crazy turkey last night."
"Yeah, man. I heard there was chicken blood all over the bedroom after that."
by TheSilkKIng December 13, 2014
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