Crawl out of it

Enter reality or leave it, get with it, be real, get over it.

“Vanessa heard me talking about Carly and slapped me, like she’s gotta crawl out of it, it’s not that big of a deal”

by Steve The OG November 25, 2021

Catholic Crawl

The 3-6 month period before a couple, one of whom is religious, has sexual intercourse for the first time.

I would go out to the bars with you guys tonight, but I'm hanging out with Stacy. I think the Catholic Crawl is finally ending tonight!

by Undeadlyish November 2, 2021

carpet crawling

the act of crawling around on the floor, spun out, looking for drugs that might’ve been dropped- typically methamphetamine

“caught myself carpet crawling for a shard that didn’t exist”

by lilb05 July 29, 2025

booty crawl

Something far more sexy than a pub crawl.

Jon: Let's go on a pub crawl.
James: Nah dude, I'm going on a booty crawl tonight.
Jon: Oh yeeeeeeah!

by Don FunOne January 19, 2014

Cut and Crawl

Another name for the classic "Comb-Over" Haircut

Our Sales Manager can't seem to face the fact that he is balding so when he goes to the barber, he asks for the "Cut and Crawl"

by [e-mail] March 29, 2015

Routson crawl

The Routson crawl is very much like a reptile without legs. It is a slithering motion usually found occurring in tall grass or a wooded area. The Routson crawl usually precipitates a strike against a human in the form of discipline and without merit in an effort to exercise authority or dominance.

I saw that Routson crawl you just made.

by EastsideFireman December 7, 2021

bitches come crawling

A phrase showing that people will inevitably come "crawling" back even if they were the ones who left you, etc. Often can be used to refer to an ex, past hook ups, former friends, etc.

Person 1: "Huh, my ex just started texting me again out of the blue. I wonder why?"

Person 2: "Because bitches come crawling. Just ignore them."

by theurbanurban dasakdjakjdasjhd May 29, 2019