Crapper

Latin crappus - to study, or to drop

a. Place or room in which one or many written text (i.e. Jugs, Playboy, Maxim, Sports Illustrated, Autoweek, etc.) are tediously studied by men

b. Place or room where sturdy brown logs are dropped in a porcelain container

c. A bad turn; something that has taken a turn for the worse

a. Alright! I think I'm going to read this in the crapper

b. Damn! I gotta drop a log! I'm going to the crapper.

c. Wow! This place has gone to the crapper!

by Webster June 9, 2004

mother crapper

Slightly less derogatory term than mother fucker, but still used in the same manner.

I lost the game! Mother crapper!

by G. Thomas October 15, 2006

shit cramps

Cramps one gets from holding in their crap for too long. Usually happens during school or in a public place with either horrible restrooms, or none at all.

Billy: ughh!
Andrew:whats wrong man?
Billy:i dont wanna go to the resttom and my stomache is killing me!
Andy: thats shit cramps for ya.

by Robert956 December 13, 2009

Crappily Ever after

Crappily Ever After is kinda like Happily Ever After, except the opposite...

Look at those two, shacking up and all, they are destined to live Crappily Ever After..

by kabLeo2 December 8, 2012

cramps

What a girl experiences on her period. The cramps come from the uterus and it is sometimes like a burning feeling.

My cramps were so bad last night, I curled up in a ball and went to sleep.

by busybee711 November 23, 2010

crapass

use similar to that of "crap":
1. to describe a shitty object/person/situation/whatever
2. as an outburst of annoyedness

it was invented by me! not hannah, because i don't know her and i've been saying it for a long time! or possibly simultaneously.

crapass.

1. "that's SUCH a crapass band. and so overrated, like u2."
2. "CRAPASS! i'm the biggest moron ever and just stepped in dog poo... again."

by Sanne December 28, 2005

crapped the bed

An engineering phrase used to describe what happens when a program or device fails to function as expected.

"Oh, man, I just ran that query and it totally crapped the bed."

by Bob Goodson November 16, 2006