douche canoe

Not just your run of the mill douche. A total douche! This douche will kill you with his non stop douche baggery. Avoid the douche Canoe at all costs.

Ryan Seacrest is a total douche canoe

by Daniel: Tiger of Ra January 14, 2008

jigaboo canoe

A black person’s automobile, as used in southern parts of America usually by white people. Especially refers to the idea that one should not be able to tell the race of someone by looking at their car.

Whoa you see that guys car? It was such a fucking jigaboo canoe!

by Jack February 22, 2005

Canoodling

The eating of noodles whilst in a canoe.

Me and my sister got really hungry whilst out on the river, so we started canoodling.

This can also be performed in an eight man rowing boat, with seven of your closest friends and a large supply of noodles.

by '17 April 15, 2009

canon mac hs

A ghetto ass school where the students are actually the shit unlike pths. When walking through the halls, roasting and crying can be heard at all times. Here, the girls are like big macs... Greasy af and only cost a dollar. Fights are often and always start because of pregnancy, STDs , or yogurt. We all obviously have vodka in our school water bottles so we must all go without and be dehydrated 24\7. Canon Mac highschool is located in the middle of Hoetown.

A synonym for Canon Mac hs is Heroine High.

by -xx1234 May 23, 2016

canoe boat driver

The female genitalia known as the clitoris

After she talked to the judge and jiggled the jury, I had a face to face discussion with the canoe boat driver. I gave that bastard a tongue lashing.

by shane shane shane July 7, 2006

canoe driver

The clitoris. If you look at a canoe from an overhead perspective, it looks like a vagina, the person sitting in the front is where the clitoris is. Hence, canoe driver.

We were hooking up last night and every time I tapped the canoe driver she went wild.

by The Baby Bear May 26, 2008

canopy ass

Canopy ass happens when your ass hair grows so long that it locks together causing you to not be able to take a shit

That girl has such a bad case of canopy ass that she needs to shave her ass with a weed wacker to clear it up.

by BuckNaked81 September 28, 2009