crackincooch

when a bitch is so dry she got cracks in her pussy. The clit is like a little sandy pebble inside an even dryer cave. Your english teacher has one if she is over 40. Especially if the clench game is ON POINT.

person one -Does Dr... have a crackincooch? I see her chench game is on point and she is pretty fucking old.

person two - you know it

by dry-eater.CM January 28, 2022

taint clacking

When you slap or clack your testicles in a rythmatic motion on your taint, making a sort of clapping noise, much like a clap in the palm of your hand.

Jimmy was taint clacking to the disco music all night.

by Jimmy the kid July 10, 2017

Smack Me Back Another Crackin Tab Can

Hand Me A Beer

..."Smacka Me Back Anotha Crackin Tab Can"

-For full humor effect, words must be said as written above using fast and enhanced/unique/bad enunciation.

"Smack Me Back Another Crackin Tab Can"

Damn I'm thirsty. Smacka Me Back Anotha Crackin Tab Can Carson. Upon request, a good homie of yours hands you a cold one.

by CKB Productions December 31, 2008

Crackling

From Zergling. The weakest unit in the game Starcraft who has been fully upgraded with adrenal glands and metabolic boost. Becomes incredible fast moving and fast attacking, offsetting many weaknesses. Derived from the idea that the Zergling is "on crack".

In large enough numbers, a swarm of cracklings can easily destroy more powerful units such as Archons.

by xelius April 4, 2005

cranking it

1. spank it
2. whack it
3. stroke it
4. masturbation

I was really cranking it last night, I filled in some cracks on the ceiling.

by Bud E Love May 7, 2003

crackin annie

a very absent minded, dumb, and/or dippy person

"yo crackin annie! how many times do i gotta repeat my damn self!?!"

by thesnappleapple August 4, 2009

Crackin the can

When you drink and gotta piss

“Hey Mike what were you doin?”
“I was crackin the can.”

by kthebadbitchb March 2, 2019