A dirty Cox is when a man receives a Rusty Trombone and has his nipples sucked at the same time by two rancid prostitutes wearing full suits and ties. He will simultaneously cum and spit milk out his titties to create a Winter Wonderland. All of this milk and cum will combine to create a creamy, textured substance. The male then proceeds to fill an entire bucket of this substance and place his cock inside of it. It will eventually harden and create a wax like substance arround the cock that not only works as a lube, but as a penis enlarger too. This mess will create a instant orgasm for all members involved as well as force them to receive and Alaskan-Fire Dragon
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Get the cox speckle mug.The lamest person at Carrboro high school. He plays lacrosse but he is really bad and he also has no friends. Nicknames include Money Mase, Mista Six, and Coxy.
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