Constipangry

When you are constipated and it makes you angry.

Steve can be such a cockhead sonetines. He hasn't taken a dump in nine days and he's all bloated and it is making him constipangry.

by andrewinmelbourne September 13, 2015

Constipuke

When you are constipated, so the poop comes out the other end.

"Are you ok?"
'Man, im all blocked- *BLAAAHHHGGGG*"
"Haha Constipuke"

by B0nyT November 19, 2021

head constipation

The phenomenon of having so much information on one subject due to researching on it but being unable to draw it out into sensible written representation. Most commonly suffered during exams, thesis writing and such.

I can't quite get my paper written even though I have all the required information. I must be suffering from head constipation.

by Anushree Deshpande October 14, 2007

constapational

When you make groaning noises while making poo.

STOP MAKING THOSE CONSTAPATIONAL NOSIES! GAAAAAH IT STINKS, CLOSE THE DOOR.

by bikermandude August 11, 2010

Mentally Constipated

-the feeling of being over-bloated.
-almost at the point of puking.
-being really full

I am mentally constipated.

by TheConstipationExpert February 21, 2011

Thought-Constipation

Usually found in schools, a disease that causes no thought to enter the mind what so ever, side effects include vacant stare, drooling, and lowered breath rate, commonly mistaken for boredom or daydreaming

Tom's got that vacant stare, that could only mean one thing, Thought-Constipation

by Rockandrolljunkiie January 28, 2009

Nasal Constipation

When one cannot sneeze, and their nose becomes plugged and itchy.

Whoa dude. Rena was totally going to sneeze but then couldn't! Guess she has nasal constipation!

by PedoSnapz December 18, 2010