Cangry

When someone named Clay gets superhumanly angry over absolutely nothing.

Clay: "What the fuck dude! You couldn't just clean the cat shit box like I asked you?!"
Little brother: "It's not even my job. You don't have to get so cangry."

by Poopfartitis September 13, 2014

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Congrat

For when you want to congratulate someone, but the accomplishment was small enough that they only deserve one congratulation. Most often used in sarcastic situations or to express that you you don't care.

Example 1:

Person A: Hey man, I found a lucky penny!
Person B:Congrat
Person A: Fuck you, man
Example 2: Omegle
Stranger 1: M
Stranger 2: Congrat.
Stranger 1 has disconnected.

by Schwiftyinhere May 29, 2016

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congratalamentations

A bittersweet recognition offered to another person who has acheived something that deserves good will and praise but nonetheless fills you with a degree of sadness for the achievment's not being in line with your own selfish wants.

Congratalamentations on getting that girl i had a crush on's number.

by king kong NINJA October 13, 2006

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CONGRAPSLOCK

to express extreme happiness for someone's good fortune. Used either to describe actual all-capped sentiment, or to rag on someone's use of all caps.

CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR RAISE!

Easy on the congrapslock there, friend.

by writerish January 16, 2012

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congratunlucky

a word used to break the bad news in the worst possible way, filling the victim with joy before brutally breaking their heart for your own amusement

<instructor> pull up to the side of the road and turn off the ignition.
<driver> well? how did I do?
<instructor> congrat...
<driver> :)
<instructor> unlucky, you've failed.
* driver cries

by twed April 23, 2004

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