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Confuckle

When you get into a conundrum and you realized you’re absolutely fucked.
I just got into quite the confuckle”
by Gordon Jamesey April 28, 2025
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Confuckeried

Confused by one’s own fuckery.
I woke up late thinking it was Friday so my day is already confuckeried.
by TheRealestfromtheRez August 15, 2025
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Confuckeried

When you become confused by your own fuckery
I woke up late thinking it was Friday so I’ve been confuckeried all day.
by TheRealestfromtheRez August 15, 2025
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confuckled

when you are confused and puzzled to an extent that you are fucked beyond comprehension. often used in describing a really, REALLY bad situation in which impending doom is likely.
"Dude, I can't understand a single thing in this calc textbook and my exam is in an hour. I'm confuckled."
by stevethecreator October 7, 2025
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Self confucktious

Feeling undue awareness of oneself, realizing you are being self conscious, saying "fuck it" to being embarrassed or uncomfortable, owning it and growing confidence in the process.
No one cares what you look like, stop being self confucktious right now!
by Self confucktious January 22, 2021
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