Pre-consumtion

The act of eating a woman out, during, directly before, or directly after giving birth to a child.

My wife went into labor last night, and she totally asked for pre-consumtion.

by Justis. January 1, 2010

consultants

those unfortunate idiots who are caught between the reality of existence and the percieved reality their family, friends, associates, or computer software is telling them. a consequence of motivated conditioning towards reward and a separation from individual thoughts about the natural world.
no sense of appreciation or respect for privacy.
unfortunately they are a real pain in the ass to intelligent people.
they will usually mimic in order to achieve their delusional goals.

anyone who manipulates other people to achieve a superfluous lifestyle.

tactics usually include: friendship or some sort of cult or religious believe.
they coast off the accomplishments of harder working people, which would be fine if they didnt turn the world world into a mockery and try to pull them into it.

" we are consultants for insert communication company here because we thought it would be the easiest way to be rich and happy."

by just a dude May 25, 2012

consumerican

An individual suffering from the particularly American brand of consumerism.

You'd have to be a real consumerican to always think you need the newest, most expensive computer every two years.

by Fantastic_Dan November 10, 2004

consumer whore

1. One who purchases (or complains about lack of ability to purchase) popular clothes or music solely in an attempt to conform.

2. One who purchases unpopular clothes or music solely in an attempt to be nonconformist.

3. One who shops at Hot Topic.

1. "Look at that consumer whore shopping at Fitch! I overheard him complain about their prices just the other day!"

2. "Why does she wear that AFI shirt? She hates the band, along with the rest of the school..."

3. "Fucking tight pants-wearing, name-dropping, commie-spouting dick. I heard him singing Sean Kingston the other day."

by Galatas October 24, 2007

Consuela

(noun): Refers to fine sexy lady that is so hot you can tan off of her & has a vivacious/ravishing personality being a perfect 10 out of 10 on a scale of 1 being cold as ice and 10 being hot like fire. Very primped and always kept up on appearances. A consuela is great in bed and not afraid to show off her body or try new crazy things. Usually of Spanish decent, but not always. An opposite of a consuela would be a woady.

"Damn, look at that consuela that just walked in the club - she so fine!"

"I'm jealous of that consuela, I wish i looked as hot as her with her bump it and flawless, curvaceous body."

by Sylvester Henandez May 11, 2010

Consultrac

A software program used to track the amount of time spent on various projects. This would be a particularly useful program were it not mandatory to enter the time into the system that they were expecting to come out the other end.

I entered my time into Consultrac, but they made me go back and change the entries to meet their budgeted values.

by Anonymous May 2, 2003

consumerally

it is what you want it to be - angelina gumdrop said this should be a word.

"men's razors work better than women's do. it is a man's world, consumerally-speaking"

by honeylicker December 21, 2003