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Complatin

A portmanteau word of complaining and hating:

Expressing dissatisfaction or annoyance about a state of affairs or a person typically while slippin' on dat Haterade.

First used on Swoozie's channel on YouTube September 2014.
I know I'm wrong, stop complatin
by The muntinator September 15, 2014
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The Compound

The original Compound is located in Chapelgate, Dublin, Ireland and is simply known as "The Compound".

Compounds are the abodes of young affluent "Compoundians".

Compounds usually resemble old, old fort like structures with *HIGH* walls & security gates. Security is key. Some Compounds are known to employ an advanced "shard of glass" protection system whereby pieces of glass are embedded into the summits of the above mentioned *HIGH* walls to act as a deterrence to any "have a go Compoundians" (sometimes referred to as "peasants" or just plain knackers).

Compoundians all over the world enjoy a strict regime of being better than "you" while suggesting that you "deal with it". All this is done from the secure confines that only a Compound can truly offer.

Over the course of time Compoundians have inevitably begun to construct their own speech patterns. Sometimes illegible, but always vaunting, common examples of Compoundian dribble is shown below.

Although no crime has ever been committed in any Compound since their founding (historians believe the year zero B.C i.e. Before Compound), punishment for other "Compound Offences" is still widely tolerated and indeed actively encouraged within its *High* walls. Punishable offences include 1) Illegal entry into a Compound and 2) Denying the occurrence of the Compound.

Punishment regularly includes, but is not limited to: Sullying, where the names of offenders are besmirched all over the Hamptons.
"Look at me...I'm covered in glory"

"Hallo (Formal Compound Roll™ ©) So good to meet you...lovely weather we're having"

"All is well in The Compound...naturally"

For more information please contact thecompoundonline.com
by The Compound Head Scribe January 12, 2009
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Compondo

Wow..I got so much compondo right now!
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Competitive Player

A man named Nick Schatzki who is naturally good at video games

Ex: Dead by Daylight, Murder, Uno, ect
Nick you're such a competitive player !
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Compound Word

Combination of two words, where the first letter(s) of the first word is joined with the second word minus it's first letter(s). Based on the "Portmanteau".

Subject to rules/preferences.

1) If the first word starts with a vowel, a compound word is not possible.
2) The user can include only the first letter of the first word, or a string of letters leading up to the first vowel of the first word.
Ex. Street + Nuts = Suts, Stuts, or Struts.
3) The user can include only the first letter of the second word, or a string of letters leading up to the first vowel of the second word.
Ex. Super + Glue = Sue, or Slue.

There are two main mutually exclusive categories.

A "Prodrome" is itself an existing word, but by sound, not spelling.

Ex. Tall + Boy = Toy.
Ex. Man + Juice = Muice (sounds like Moose, therefore a Prodrome).
Ex. Cell + Phone = Cone (a word by spelling, but not when pronounced with a soft "C", therefore not a Prodrome).

A "Callidrome" is itself not an existing word by sound, spelling is irrelevant.

Ex. Fucking + Cunt = Funt.
Ex. Small + Pear = Sear (a word by spelling, but not when pronounced to rhyme with pear, therefore a Callidrome).

There are 3 sub-categories, not necessarily mutually exclusive of each other.

A "Synondrome" sounds identical to the second word.

Ex. Dirty + Dick = Dick.

An "Antidrome" sounds identical to the first word.
Ex. Cock + Block = Cock.

A "Collidodrome" keeps the entire second word.
Ex. Fat + Ass = Fass.

Special thanks to BJ
Herb: Jeff is a real cum bubble!
Bernie: Cubble.
Herb: Nice compound word Bernie, Jeff is a cubble.
by Bernie+Herb March 9, 2018
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Compo face

The act of a person who is often unhappy about a product or service, complaining to the local press and pulling a blank, disgruntled expression either infront of a business premises they are unhappy with, holding a product they are unhappy with, or both.
Joe Smith, 54, from Portsmouth, pulled a compo face infront of a Curry's PC World store becaause her Curry's microwave blew up
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The Trash Compactor

Sex Position: When in the missionary position, the gentleman sits back on his knees, grabs the two legs of the lady, and brings them vertically together, as if she looks to be in a 'L' position. Then, he pushes the legs back, to where her knees are about touching her chest. At this point, the green light is on, and the trash compactor is initiated.
"Dude, I don't usually give girl's the trash compactor on the first date, but with her I had to pull out all of the stops."
by Greenlight Compact 1000 March 8, 2019
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