cockstain

A person who considers themselves to be AnCap or Anarcho-Capitalist.

John: Tyler felt the need to buy a recreational RPG with the money he got from selling meth to 12 year old hookers..

Robert: Sounds like he became an AnCap.. What a fucking cockstain.

by DerpHouseCentralM8 October 4, 2016

Cockstmaster

Derived from the word Pianist. Thus Imagine Penist. Then change Penis to Cock and hold the 's' and 't'. Now imagine if this cockst was a master of what he does? Thus Cockstmaster

Ray Charles is a true Cockstmaster, plus he's a cool black guy.

by Stickman Straw www.mobarksclub.com December 28, 2004

Cocksedge

Word of Scottish and Irish origin that is used to describe a family of small, cute, but sometimes annoying people.
Other uses include using the word as a derogatory term to insult those of higher social status.

Person 1: What does one think they are doing
Person 2:Shut Up you Cocksedge!

by CocksedgeJoker August 20, 2011

cockstastic

Zak's way of saying 'I take it.'

Zak: OOoooo!!! Nasthty! ;-) ....penis penis penis...

by Zachary Alexander Kaminski December 1, 2003

Cocket

When your pulling your goalie and you shoot yourself in the face. Getting sperm in your face from your own dick or cock.

I was jacking off last night and I gave myself a cocket!

by DirtyStinkyNigger July 8, 2009

Cockstalking

Becoming obsessed with looking a pictures of penises to the point that you can pick any random guy on the street and guess his cocksize to the centimeter.

"Iv got enough cockstalking under my belt to know hes got nothing under his!"

by MegRyan July 12, 2012

cockstronge

when a guys talk game is winning the women over!

My game is cockstronge to these dames!

by iam OsoMaRvElOuS June 5, 2016