A large animal, that makes your girls rectum sore. Usually while you are at work. Also known as Jesse.
Jesse, the Cockasaurus, got at my woman again today! If it weren't for the sandwiches she makes me, i might get mad at him.
by xxxSanchoxxx June 18, 2019
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-Often said alone with no other word before or after, signifying that man has reach maximum man capacity.
-A power status of superior masculinity
-Used to describe a man's ability to man harder than other men.
(Explination 1)
Present in Florida Man Folklore, Cockman is a being of supernatural intensity. It is described as a faceless being that preys on the tormented, reaps the morals of the strong, obscures reality upside down. Forcing life to have no meaning, as numerous celestial anomalies blink in and out of existence. The actuality of ones being is flipped on its end, and Cockman rains Supreme.
(Explination 2)
Thought in other tales he is just some homeless dude who tried to clap female hulks cheeks in doing so. He did. But the friction of the act, combined with She-Hulk's radiation transported him to our detention, as well as the added bonus of ultra male superiority. It is said that if you complete the cockman ritual, and successfully summon him from his interdimentional stasis, the summoners shall each receive an added 3 inches as well as a permanent 6 pack if you bring him some food.
-Often said alone with no other word before or after, signifying that man has reach maximum man capacity.
-A power status of superior masculinity
-Used to describe a man's ability to man harder than other men.
(Explination 1)
Present in Florida Man Folklore, Cockman is a being of supernatural intensity. It is described as a faceless being that preys on the tormented, reaps the morals of the strong, obscures reality upside down. Forcing life to have no meaning, as numerous celestial anomalies blink in and out of existence. The actuality of ones being is flipped on its end, and Cockman rains Supreme.
(Explination 2)
Thought in other tales he is just some homeless dude who tried to clap female hulks cheeks in doing so. He did. But the friction of the act, combined with She-Hulk's radiation transported him to our detention, as well as the added bonus of ultra male superiority. It is said that if you complete the cockman ritual, and successfully summon him from his interdimentional stasis, the summoners shall each receive an added 3 inches as well as a permanent 6 pack if you bring him some food.
Example: Ernest Khalimov always gives me such cockman vibes.
Or
Ernest: "Cockman"
*superior manliness echoes thouhout the omniverse*
Or
Ernest: "Cockman"
*superior manliness echoes thouhout the omniverse*
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a person who is so greasy that they could go to macdonalds and be employed for filling the the deepfryers. this person can be a flamer, an annoying son of a bitch or just a plain fuckin' cockass. it can also generally mean that you like cock in the ass, or you can use it as an insult with no real meaning just that it has the words "cock" and "ass" in it
by gsnail December 28, 2005
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Noun: A white person with an abnormally small penis.
Adjective: An abnormally small penis
Noun: A white person with an abnormally small penis.
Adjective: An abnormally small penis
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Get the cockmaster mug.a funny way to spell Caucasians and or refering to a chinese chicken that has no feet because they were cut off
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so that they could be stored in a very small space to increase breeding decrease morals and especially increase egg production
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so that they could be stored in a very small space to increase breeding decrease morals and especially increase egg production
that damned cockasian ran off with my calculator
I HAD GAMES ON THAT THING
look at all those poor poor cockasians
mommy can i take one home and chop its head off
I HAD GAMES ON THAT THING
look at all those poor poor cockasians
mommy can i take one home and chop its head off
by t-radical squared May 14, 2005
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by almighty jed April 26, 2006
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