Mob Cocked

when some one puts something together poorly or when an/ object(s) is used for something other than its intended purpose

"i can't believe how mob cocked that porch is." "it wasint working right, so i had to mob cock it together". " i wouldnt ride that bike, it's all mobbed cocked together".

by noodles 74 July 8, 2012

bobby cocker

Someone that is frustrating, rude, ignorant.
Someone you don't understand that doesn't know how to communicate in an affectionate way. Instead they are just fucking watching football and looking for a place to put their cock...if it was a dude named bobby they would still fuck him if it was happening while watching football (two things football and cock garage they are a "bobbycocker"

Example of correct usage
women : blah blah blah blah Did you hear what the fuck I just said?
Man: ............
Women : fucking bobby cocker

by the mck May 19, 2015

Counter Cocked

You (a man) take off your pants to show off your goods. She responds by showing hers. Uh-oh. Looks like she's not a she at all, and it's bigger than yours. Guess what? You just got counter cocked.

Jimmy knew he was about to have a long night when she lifted her skirt and counter cocked him by a multiple of three.

by Mo_Shift_Fo October 16, 2016

Cackled

When something is really funny, it made you laugh to the point of when you couldn’t breathe or it sounded inhumane.

Friend: “Look. Look! LOOK!”
You: “ Oh my gosh, I cackled when I seen that post!”

by SwitchesEnriches April 9, 2020

cockeater

one who eats cock

That cockeater of a whore gives good head!

by worm September 19, 2003

The Cocker Spaniel

1) Caucasian-American origin dance which is performed by a young man, usually in khaki pants and a way-too-tight shirt, who's only move consists of little more than humping the left or right side of his partner arhythmically whilst both arms are raised in the air. Made famous by "A Night at the Roxbury"

2) The dance move that resembles dry-humping the left or right side of your dance partner anywhere from the hip down.

Sue: How was your date with Glen last night?
Mary: Well, he took me to the club, but all he knew was The Cocker Spaniel. He got got so excited he tore my ACL.

by nomanbags April 2, 2010

Cockbeans

Testicles. Enough said.

Shut up, or I'm going to kick you in the Cockbeans!

by Jason July 16, 2008