Cockstang

When a dumb little whore bag fucks a horse.

Wow i heard that bitch is a cockstang.

by Jefferymall from wikipedia July 18, 2009

Cockstew

The horrific paste that oozes from a penis of a patient with V.D.

Dr. Haerlsem said that cockstew was a juvenile term, and that it was properly called dick gravy.

by Spanky Longthumb May 21, 2010

cockstrap

another term for jockstrap.

The athlete is wearing a shabby cockstrap.

by uttam maharjan March 23, 2011

Cockinthegub

A word used while arguing with a friend or workmate, a
must be pronunced as one word for best effect

Melrose ya dick when are you going to get a grip, Hearts are shit Cockinthegub

by Paul B February 13, 2004

cockstir

An act of revenge against someone, the cockstir consists of you stirring your victim's drink with, you guessed it, your cock.

"That fucker just pissed on my leg"
"Dude, while he's getting you a towel, give him a cockstir."
"A what-"
"Shut up and stir his drink with your dick. That's all you got to do."

by Xionico February 24, 2009

cockstranglers

The worst pair of pants you own which most times means the tightest pair you own.

Holy shit! I accidentally wore my cockstranglers for the date I had with my gf last night and I nearly passed out!

Damn it! All I have clean are my cockstranglers...

by DependOnDepends January 25, 2011

cockstiphobic

mean a phobia to penis

John is cockstiphobic, he cant hang out with his friends.

by Teacher10010 October 21, 2011