cockalocka

Slang term for a penis

Usha's cockalocka is 12 inches long. eeeeyeeeeaaaa!

by Myke December 11, 2004

cocblock

cocblock, a term used when someone makes life harder and stops you from getting something you want.

derived from cockblock, which is when someone stops you from getting action.

I asked my dad for money, and he was going for his wallet but my mom decided to interfere and stopped him. What a cocblock!

by abbcdfiq January 7, 2012

Cockblockese

Sign language that women use to each other to cockblock you when they huddle up across the room. See also disconnect, flip off.

It sounds like they are talking about the weather, but that waitress is speaking cockblockese to that stripper about Johnny.

by See you on the field March 28, 2005

Cackalacky

someone from the Carolinas, esp. North Carolina

Jimbo's a hawdcaw Cackalacky.

by barry January 19, 2004

Anti-cockblock Brigade

A Group of individuals dedicated to the extinction and eradication of cockblocking entirely.

Jerry: "Man, i totally got cockblocked by that chicken!"

Dude #2: "Shoulda called the Anti-Cockblock Brigade"

by ACBBGuy1 December 8, 2009

Status Cockblock

When you post a witty status update that you know is gonna kill, and seconds later someone posts something about their dead (insert loved one/pet here) or about some earthquake in a third world country and totally steals your thunder.

I had a great status update and she commented about her stupid dead cat and totally status cockblocked me!

by Tippy_CJM July 22, 2010

cockcracka

its when you're majorly ass fucking this B-I-itch and she bends her big ass booty up and your moster cock breaks of in her ass

"Damn bitch! You gave me a motha F*'n cockcracka! Now Ima hafta get me a F*'n mangina!You HO!

by e-fizzle May 13, 2005