touched cloth

derived from 'about to shit oneself
Touched cloth means to have almost died.

my brother Ned has overcome colon cancer, he really 'touched cloth'

by slash4 August 9, 2020

Terry Cloth

A very nice cloth, can be used for anything but mostly for cleaning up very expensive wines.

Terry: Please pass me that terry cloth.
Barb: You named your cloth after yourself?
Terry: Yes and no Barb it's complicated.
Barb: How do you mean?
Terry: It's always been called a terry cloth but also I name all my cloth's Terry. Will you pass the cloth this burgundy is going to stain the carpet!

by Tippy Toes Tonny November 4, 2020

City Clothes

Clothing you can wear to work or out on the town; not a uniform.

He looked so handsome in his city clothes. It was a dramatic improvement from the Oompa Loompa uniform he wore to the factory.

by Jaelen Sisera September 7, 2018

clothes default

When someone fails to wash their clothes, or had planned to do so but was unable to, and as a result can only choose from the limited or non-existent selection of clothes they still have available.

Joey was planning to do a load of laundry before flying to Hawaii, but he went to the bar after work instead of going to the laundromat, so he experienced a clothes default.

by snowman559 November 19, 2021

cum clothes

a term used to describe the clothes worn while masturbating, only to be thrown into the laundry once you have showered.

i had to start the laundry machine a soon as i busted. didn’t want anyone to see my cum clothes!

by pseudomonk October 25, 2020

hangover clothes

"ones you wear at home that you dont really like and wear on sundays when hungover."

dan: aww man my head, i dunno what to wear, i think i'm just gunna wear my hangover clothes, this old hoodie will do.

by Edie Fox December 28, 2008

cribbly clothes

When your clothes are rumply and need to be ironed.

I can't wear this because these are cribbly clothes.

by T to the B to the O N E April 24, 2014