I was having trouble keeping time whilst playing the piano so I hollered to my bitch "Yo girl, gimme some clock butt".
by cryptoanon November 17, 2018

by Chonki May 10, 2021

by etang600 November 17, 2018

the act of taking an extra long break at work to poop
this is beneficial because you are still getting paid (whether it be hourly, or salary), and you'll feel good too.
this is beneficial because you are still getting paid (whether it be hourly, or salary), and you'll feel good too.
by TeeKaih November 6, 2009

by Dead April 22, 2003

1. An alternate account created by the Newgrounds animator coolboyman for the sole purpose of spamming the Flash portal.
2. The animator who, on August 15, 2001, submitted the "flash" B and sparked the creation of the Clock Crew.
3. The King of the Portal even though he never won that award in real life.
2. The animator who, on August 15, 2001, submitted the "flash" B and sparked the creation of the Clock Crew.
3. The King of the Portal even though he never won that award in real life.
Clock Crew Member: Strawberry Clock is king of the portal!!!
n00b: N0 hes not!!11!1 Clawks suk!
Clock Crew Member: Hmm.... Flashes by n00b: -none-
n00b: N0 hes not!!11!1 Clawks suk!
Clock Crew Member: Hmm.... Flashes by n00b: -none-
by Connect the Dots September 6, 2005

The clock that shows how close humanity is to "Midnight", a nuclear holocaust. As of 2002, the clock sits at 7 minutes to midnight.
by Gann June 3, 2006
