Slob Clob

The clothes you wear at home for the days you sit playing overrated console games, painting your toe nails and dancing around to Aretha Franklin songs.

Abbreviation of 'slob clobber', a slob being a slovenly individual, and 'clobber' being a slang word in Liverpool for 'clothes'.

Joan: "No, I'm not coming to the pub! I'm sitting here with a tatty head in my slob clob and I haven't brushed my teeth yet!"

by LittleLeigh September 26, 2010

cloist

if you find yourself in a hot room and its moist and you feel clammy, you feel CLOIST!!!!!

jim, im so warm in here, i know I'm so clammy, i feel cloist!!!!!

by lujim August 5, 2017

cloding

When something simultaneously closes and implodes.

Guy One:"Why are you so sweaty? You're just sitting there." Guy Two:"I was prairie dogging it but, I knew I couldn't get up so, I've been cloding for the past five minutes. It takes a lot of effort and focus." Guy One:"Cloding...?" Guy Two:"Yeah Man, it's kind of like keistering but, instead of an object, it's just feces." Guy One: "Oh..."

by AnwarSadat94 October 23, 2019

chobi

A b*tch

Usually said in place of b*tch so you can say it in public

I hate that f*ckin chobi

by Josh May 24, 2004

clobba

bang chick really hard really good blowjob

Man i clobbaed dat hoe

by Coonfox October 17, 2006

Clobber

A black man's genitalia.

Person 1: Hey, did you see that naked picture of Chris Brown?
Person 2: Yeah man, some clobber on him

by DerpyMcDerperson July 13, 2012

clobumia

the state of uber after-sex-liness.

Brought about by a popular MySpace Blogger Flick My Bean in a blog playing "sexy" music that caused all readers to get their groove on.

"Wow, Cheryl, you won't believe the night I had. Richard worked my hoohoos so well, and let's just say I worked my magic too; we were both left in Clobumia for hours afterwards."

by naomisarah September 5, 2008